Pass the smelling salts, Cynthia!

[Guest Portly]

Joey Barton has been reported to the police by those sensitive souls at Goodison Park, after dropping his shorts at the end of yesterday's fixture betwen Everton and City.

 

When you see the Goodison crowd, you can appreciate that they are the sort of gentle, vulnerable people who could be badly traumatised by the sight of Barton's cheeks. I saw it on "Match of the Day" and I can confirm that Barton's a*** is quite attractive compared to his face.

[Guest RedLegend]

They should have just turned the other cheek.

[Cheesecake]

good to see City end there losing streak away from home

[Ostrich Man]

beyond sad tocomplain bout that.

 

everton always seem to be the ones who do that......they even complained when gary booted the ball at them....i mean..come on

[mally]

what is wrong with these people - do they not have mirrors in their houses?