Chelsea's one & only chant

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

"You are s***, you are s***..."

 

Jesus, I think I hate that even more than 'who are ya' and 'easy'.

 

they really are hateful fans

[Stevie H]

can't stand the c****. they seem to have more a*sehole new fans pro rata than even the mancs.

[Rex Ham]

Its like the straight out of nursery chant. It's the kind of "chant" someone who's never been to a game before would start.....oh..hang on..

[Mevster]

i fecking hate that chant and had been moaning about it yesterday. i have to say i first heard it at the stamford bridge fixture last year and as we were surrendering the game and i first i hated it because i did feel it was embarassing for us - like we were so bad they couldnt even be arsed to come up with a witty put down. now i realise thats all the brainless numpties can think of so it just makes me hate them even more. losers.

[CarraLegend]

What about the "Speak f***ing English " chant?

 

And the "You're just a fat Spanish w*****" one. They're utter bellends.

[mooks]

Directed at whom?

Obviously not yourself, given your correct usage of "whom" after a preposition ...

[Barnesy_10]

And the "You're just a fat Spanish w*****" one. They're utter bellends.

 

'waiter' not w*****

[CarraLegend]

'waiter' not w*****

 

Chelsea fan thinks it was w*****

 

http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=8...ytoid=531161663

 

Then again I was pissed and more concerned with trying to stand up straight than listen to what they were singing so you might be right or it might of been a mix of both which usually happens in chants like that.

 

Either way, their fans are still bellends anyway.

Edited September 18, 2006 by CarraLegend

[Barnesy_10]

Chelsea fan thinks it was w*****

 

http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=8...ytoid=531161663

 

Then again I was pissed and more concerned with trying to stand up straight than listen to what they were singing so you might be right or it might of been a mix of both which usually happens in chants like that.

 

Either way, their fans are still bellends anyway.

 

they deffo sang waiter at Anfield last seaon... maybe its their 'new' chant for this season!! just change the one word

[R A Softlad]

Why do they always boo Crouch?

 

Because they mistakenly think he's a chavs fan because his old man was a season ticket holder.

[fh]

It's a Russian folk song of some kind - presumably a hymn of praise to their owner

[Phil236849]

i think it's called kalenka. for some bizarre reason we sang it in school in wales when i was a nipper

 

it went something like

 

Kaaaalenka, kalenka kalenka my dear

your name is a whisper in pine trees i can hear

kaalenka....

 

ps i was in the east stand near the away fans on my chelsea mate's spare season ticket and i thought our boys did us proud

Edited September 19, 2006 by Phil236849

[Roscoe]

they bring it out on 'special occasions' apparently. pathetic.

 

sunday confirmed my worst fears for the game. wretched place.