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[Cunny]

This week's soccer stallion

 

Summer is a time for much football transfer

speculation. For one star, the transfer

talk and injury complications have been

something of a smokescreen. The player

fell out with his club when the manager

laughed out loud at the size of his tackle,

Disgruntled, the international was spurred on

to book a penis enlargement operation, but

told interested clubs he just had a bit of a

groin problem. When they found out the truth

most clubs pulled out, but luckily one club

saw the funny side and bought him.

[Falconhoof]

how much did the operation cost ?

[Crazy Horse]

Those operations don't even work. Allegedly.

[Ostrich Man]

yeah...we've read yer wife's blog

[Snookie]

>> Big Questions <<

This week's soccer stallion

 

Summer is a time for much football transfer

speculation. For one star, the transfer

talk and injury complications have been

something of a smokescreen. The player

fell out with his club when the manager

laughed out loud at the size of his tackle,

Disgruntled, the international was spurred on

to book a penis enlargement operation, but

told interested clubs he just had a bit of a

groin problem. When they found out the truth

most clubs pulled out, but luckily one club

saw the funny side and bought him.

 

 

Any ideas?

[Hassony]

yeah...we've read yer wife's blog

would have been easier to ask your ma

[jfogarty]

>> Big Questions <<

This week's soccer stallion

 

Summer is a time for much football transfer

speculation. For one star, the transfer

talk and injury complications have been

something of a smokescreen. The player

fell out with his club when the manager

laughed out loud at the size of his tackle,

Disgruntled, the international was spurred on

to book a penis enlargement operation, but

told interested clubs he just had a bit of a

groin problem. When they found out the truth

most clubs pulled out, but luckily one club

saw the funny side and bought him.

Any ideas?

 

Paul Ince

[smithdown]

Obviously Andy Johnson isn't it?

[meepins]

What, were the manager and player fornicating ? I'd tend to think of someone young however they can be an immature lot those footballers so ye never know.

 

Those operations don't even work. Allegedly.

 

I can believe that given the particular nature of the spongy tissue found in the penis which I doubt topping off with any sort would make the desired impact.

[Maldini]

Malbranque is out for ten weeks with a groin injury.

[fyds]

Sol Campbell

[Rimbeux]

Fernandes

[Hassony]

dion dublin

[Herbie von Smalls]

just hearing from a spurs fan that steed malbranque is out with a 'groin problem'

[StevieC]

Mmmmm. This lunchtime sandwich tastes even more delicious after that. Thanks.

 

 

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