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Football player crashes into home

 

A Norfolk couple were woken in the night after a car driven by Newcastle United defender Titus Bramble crashed into the wall outside their house.

 

It happened on the A140 in the village of Newton Flotman on Saturday night.

 

A Norfolk Police spokesman said five or six people were travelling in the BMW but no-one was injured. Mr Bramble was given a breath test which was negative.

 

Eddie Sargent, 55, who lives in the house, said he and wife Linda, 54, were concerned for the people in the car.

 

The couple were looking after their grandchildren at the time of the crash.

 

'Good looking'

 

Mr Sargent said: "We just heard an incredible bang.

 

"The car was full of people and they all got out and went across the road.

 

"I never spoke to Titus, he kept a low profile. I was more concerned about the damage."

 

Mr Sargent said he and his wife did not recognise Mr Bramble: "The police handed us his details for the insurance claim and my wife said 'what a lovely name' and 'wasn't he good looking'.

 

"It wasn't until we telephoned the insurers this morning that they asked 'Is that the Titus Bramble?'"

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4788145.stm

 

:lol:

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  Leo No.8 said:

 

Mr Bramble was given a breath test which was negative.

 

 

I would imagine they've given him a few of those after Newcastle games, only to be stunned and confounded when they came out negative as well...

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  Knox_Harrington said:

He's great value Titus.

 

He is - got a great reception at Anfield last season, like a returning hero. I almost felt a bit sorry for him, and I do stress almost..

 

:lol:

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  Knox_Harrington said:

He's what playercam was made for.

 

Absolutely - and whilst playercam is on him, they should play the music from Benny Hill throughout.

 

I've never really seen the point of playercam, but suddenly I see possibilities...

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  mally said:

at least nobody died

 

I would say this - I've been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no-one died. In 1976, no-one died. In 1977, no-one died. In 1978, no-one died. In 1979, no-one died. In 1980... someone died. In 1981, no-one died. In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon. In 1983, no-one died. In 1984, no-one died. In 1985, no-one died. In 1986... I mean, I could go on.

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  MarkD said:

I would say this - I've been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no-one died. In 1976, no-one died. In 1977, no-one died. In 1978, no-one died. In 1979, no-one died. In 1980... someone died. In 1981, no-one died. In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon. In 1983, no-one died. In 1984, no-one died. In 1985, no-one died. In 1986... I mean, I could go on.

 

The Day Today - Swimming Pool Attendant...

 

very good mate :thumbs:

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