Andy Van Der Meyde in hospital

[Fagan]

Footballer in drinks spike claim

[owenthomas]

heard this on the news this morning - reckons he was drinking round the Albert Dock and when he got home he couldn't breathe properly so called 999.. reckons he was spiked..

 

i don't know what it is but i always dis-trust someone who 'says' they were spiked - as opposed to someone going in to hospital and having tests done and 'finding out' they were spiked.. maybe that's just me being cynical?

[Leo No.8]

Will be interesting to see what those blood tests come back with...

[Spike]

I was nowhere near liverpool last night

[Frosty Jack]

Yet more material for my standup routine....

[DaveLFC]

"I just drank this drink, then I became all delusional, The worst part was I had these terrible hallucinations, I was playing in this awful blue shirts for a s**** football team, it was awful."

 

Doctors will wait until he regains some strength before telling him that wasn't an hallucination. The hospital are defending some complaints that they failed to treat the player for several hours. The hospital manager claimed that they get so many delusional everton fans in on a regular basis that they usually just show them the Liverpool Istanbul DVD to bring them back down to earth.

[Frosty Jack]

He didn't realise you were supposed to put it in her drink.

[Leo No.8]

This sounds like the work of Purple Ackey.

 

Wonder if he also found when he got home that he had an @rse like the Japanese flag...

[owenthomas]

[badtodabone]

This sounds like the work of Purple Ackey.

 

 

i didnt do nuffin

[Herbie von Smalls]

ever the cynic, i reckon van der meyde took the drugs himself and concocted this story as an elaborate attempt to establish his 'innocence'.

[Leo No.8]

 

i didnt do nuffin

 

Bloody hell, that actually made me jump...

[Guest Jack Bauer]

Isn't he an alchy?

[owenthomas]

Purple Acky and a Blue Alchy in one thread..

[R A Softlad]

Purple Acky and a Blue Alchy in one thread..

 

[John Nada]

ever the cynic, i reckon van der meyde took the drugs himself and concocted this story as an elaborate attempt to establish his 'innocence'.

 

That's exactly what I was thinking! I can't wait to hear he was "spiked" with cocain.

 

He probably got wind of a random drug test that morning, bottled it and came up with this story. Quite clever really...

[floyd]

Heard his Stella got spiked with Rohypnol.

Came round saying he wouldn't be touching Stella again as it left him with a sore ar5e.

[Guest Scot]

L4lad?

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

L4lad?

past conquest that

[guernseygareth]

i'm cynical about much in this life, including 'my drink was spiked' tales funnily enough.

 

to paraphrase eddie catflap: "if theres any drinks to be spiked, well they can bloody well spike mine"

 

substance experimentation is what makes me tolerate jim morrison!

Edited August 7, 2006 by guernseygareth

[R A Softlad]

What? His or yours?

[Guest Jodus]

And in case he wasn't already counting his blessing for having moved to Everton, they have fined him for being out that night!

 

Such compassion!

[Guest Jack Bauer]

His drink wasn't spiked, he just said it was. He was really just rat arsed.

[Benitez]

 

Toffees fine for van der Meyde

 

Everton have confirmed that Andy van der Meyde has been fined for a breach of club discipline.

 

The Dutch wide man needed to be hospitalised in the early hours of Monday morning after complaining of breathing difficulties following a night out in Liverpool.

 

Van der Meyde has since claimed that his drink had been spiked, with the police investigating these claims, but Everton are firmly of the opinion that the player should not have been out in any case on Sunday evening.

 

Toffees boss David Moyes has confirmed the reasons behind the club's decision before explaining that the player had expressed his regret about the incident.

 

''I have spoken with Andy and he is sorry for what has happened,'' he told the club's official website.

 

''He will be fined because he should not have been out (on Sunday) but that is the end of the matter.''

 

ere

[Des]

"I had this awful hallucination of this little ginger google-eyed munchkin shouting at me in an incomprehensible language..."