"The Size of a HORSE!"

[Andy @ Allerton]

Nay!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/t...utd/5219384.stm

 

"I am very happy to be at the best club in the world" ZONK!!

 

"To come here is a football dream" POW!!

 

"But reports on Thursday said Real, who previously had a bid turned down for the Dutchman, would now pay about £10.2m" WHAMMO!!!!

 

"It is wonderful to be here, a fantastic feeling," added Van Nistelrooy. SMASH!!

 

""When Real Madrid come looking, you do not have to think because they are the number one. " SPLAT!!

 

 

 

Take that you Manc b******s

[Tosh]

funny how when Owen said the same thing, your reaction was not quite the same

[Andy @ Allerton]

funny how when Owen said the same thing, your reaction was not quite the same

 

 

It's only funny when it happens to someone else

[Ostrich Man]

It's only funny when it happens to someone else

bit like going bald and getting fat - KHAZAM

[Andy @ Allerton]

bit like going bald and getting fat - KHAZAM

 

 

I'd rather be bald, fat and stupid than a Manc

[JohnnyH]

Hopefully Xabi wont be saying something similiar for quite a while

[Falconhoof]

but they've only increased their offer by 2 bob!

 

Wonder if they'll go for Torres now ?

[JohnnyH]

He'd be at least 3 bob

[Andy @ Allerton]

[Owen1978]

youve no choice.

 

[ShaunOfTheRed]

Dear Editor

Does anyone have a picture of Ruud leaving his medical in a taxi?

Thanks

 

 

Aye, here he is getting in after his medical.

 

[Armin_Tamzarian]

I'd rather be bald, fat and stupid than a Manc

 

I wouldn't say you're fat.

[R A Softlad]

 

Stevie was one of these men the person who sold you candles?

[Walrus]

Where the f*** have the BBC got this picture from? Pro Evo? It's almost as bad as the infamous LFC squad photo ffs.

 

[Barnesy_10]

Where the f*** have the BBC got this picture from? Pro Evo? It's almost as bad as the infamous LFC squad photo ffs.

 

 

 

thats a proper photo from last night, they showed it on Sky Sports, he was doing his keepy ups in the strip in front of the cameras.

[Walrus]

thats a proper photo from last night, they showed it on Sky Sports, he was doing his keepy ups in the strip in front of the cameras.

Why do they make it look like a bloody painting then?

[Barnesy_10]

Balague on Radio Five Live this morning reckons they won't get him. Says Man Utd about to sign Senna but that Christiano Ronaldo will DEFINITELY go to Valencia next season.

 

he used to be a trustworthy source. I seem to remember Balague saying a couple of weeks ago that it was a dead cert that Torres will sign for the Mancs.

So they will have one of their most influential players playing an entire season at a place he doesn't want to be at..... am loving the sound of that!