one punch

[Mike]

As Kenyon's gone, I'll have to plump for Rio Ferdinand.

 

And I'll do it while he's in the middle of one of his fecking goal celebrations. I feel that's when my rage will be at a level that will enable my punch to do it justice.

you could actually jump on an assistants back as he does when he celebrates the goal. blam.

that would be quite a punch...could even put his face back as it should be.

[AntM]

Alan Stubbs.. then I'd follow it up with a kick in the ball.

[Bigal]

After yet another cowardly, career ending tackle, Kevin Muscatt gets up and WHAMMEE!!! Bigal punches him in the face.

[AntM]

not Harry Redknapp?

Tempting... but as bad as he is he isn't a one-b******ed yard dog playing for the blues****

[liverbird04]

martin samuel for me and if not him then rod liddel will do just fine .

[Case]

Oliver "I'd just lurve to suck Gary Neville off..." Holt.

 

He's a c***.

 

And I'd demand that his photo is taken post punch and printed in all new copies of the Mirror.

[Lee W]

Roman Abramovich, in the Chelsea boardroom, with a knuckle-duster. Fatal blow.

[Stevie H]

thirteenth post until someone mentioned gary neville.

[SkippyjonJones]

Ronaldo.

[Guest Scot]

Alan Shearer

[Guz]

All this fighting is going on yet Sam Alladyce is still getting his ugly mug on sky sports news and in all the newspapers talking about how good a manager he is...?

[wacko]

I would've said Placcy, just to see him cry, but he's gone. Hmmm.

 

No point saying Rooney, because I could punch him as hard as I could and I don't think he'd feel it, so I'll take my free dig at Rupert Murdoch. The slag.

[Raj]

Not sure he's in football now, but I have to say Michael Knighton, for not buying that s**** club and running them into the ground.

 

Otherwise, it would have to the c*** that is Andy Gray.

[KBR]

Sinisa Mihajlovic or Paulo Di Canio... can't decide.

[smithdown]

Oi! RILEY! Come here you little tw*t ya!

 

He'd probably enjoy it tho, by the look of him.

[Leo No.8]

I'd choose to batter Sepp Blatter...

[Gunga Din]

Ken Bates

[Ripley]

Wrighty.

[Knox_Harrington]

Gordon Taylor.

[SkippyjonJones]

Gordon Taylor.

It?d take more than one punch to wipe the smug lardy look off his face.

[StevieC]

I wouldn't mind having a go at straightening Andy Townsend's nose.

[Nebraska Red]

John Motson, a punch in the throat to finally put an end to his orgasmic fantasies about Waynetta.

[Hassony]

steve bruce

[Paul B]

Sam Hammam

 

 

...and the Pharoes. Wooly Bully. Wasn't it? Hmmm?

[ManxRed]

Arjen Robben.

 

NOW you can roll around on the floor you clunt.