Silly drunken bets

[Murphman]

Two of my mates got into a pissed argument in the pub the other night, over squash of all things. One told the other he was only better than him cos he was younger and thinner and were they the same size he's whop him to which the other said that even if he was a fat bloated c*nt slowed down by a big belly he'd still beat him, somehow it's become a challenge match and it's on TONIGHT!

 

I know f*ck all about squash but I do know about handicapping and this one's going to be a short lived contest I reckon. The bet is as agreed when they were both bolllocksed.

 

The younger more sprightly of the two will take to the court tonight for the 'face off' against his older stouter opponent but only AFTER he's eaten 4 shepherds pies and downed a bottle of Merlot in the bar beforehand!!

 

FFS!!

 

I'll miss it unfortunately, I reckon that's a blessing in disguise...

[Spike]

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