Charles and Camilla

[Flight]

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding and the shoes got increasingly tight as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally

over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"

 

Her ever obedient Prince of Wales tugged on her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge

 

"Harder!" urged Camilla.

 

"Harder!

 

Charles replied, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

 

"Come on then! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

 

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,

 

"Oh, God, that feels so good!"

 

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"

 

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Good Lord, darling! This one's even tighter!"

 

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

[Gunga Din]

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