Ste J

[anny road]

Ste Jordan was spotted Friday driving a mini...his birds mini to be precise

 

When asked where his nee M 6 which cost him £70k was, he replied that it was back in the garaga has something had blown but they wouldnt give him a replacement hire car cause he was too young

 

WTF..they'll take his money but not replace when his car is f***ed a month after having it delivered

 

Oh, and he has been given the No 4 shirt for this season

Edited July 11, 2006 by anny road

[LondonLiverpoolFan]

No truth in the Fiver rumour mill from last monday then Dave?

 

http://football.guardian.co.uk/Fiver/0,,1811724,00.html

And Manchester City left-back Stephen Jordan has caught the eye of Portsmouth, Fulham and Sheffield United, who will all take increasingly lecherous turns at winning him over.

[Guest Les Howard]

Ste Jordan was spotted Friday driving a mini...his birds mini to be precise

 

When asked where his nee M 6 which cost him £70k was, he replied that it was back in the garaga has something had blown but they wouldnt give him a replacement hire car cause he was too young

 

WTF..they'll take his money but not replace when his car is f***ed a month after having it delivered

 

Oh, and he has been given the No 4 shirt for this season

 

A friends new M3 developed a fault and had to go back to BMW; they offered a Corsa as a replacement!!

(which was refused very quickly in two words)

[Mike]

problem is, if your car goes to the service dept - its their car you'll get (if you're lucky)

you have to kick off and get a decent one from sales. i did.

 

oh and £70k to spend and bought a 6 series?

wrong car mate.

[chrisbonnie]

dont mock minis my good man

 

well ,you can slag off the BMW ones all you like but i sir, drive a REAL mini, 1.3 cooper

 

100% mini, 0% BMW

[Murphman]

ALL BMW dealerships are run by c*nts, a strange quirk of life but true..

Edited July 12, 2006 by Murphman

[Guest TanMan]

I've always found them incredibly efficient, friendly and courteous.

 

Not had my Mini serviced yet mind, do they stick Mini owners in the broom cupboard?

[Murphman]

Patronising smarmy c*nts and when you limp into the showroom on crutches through your worst ever attack of gout looking scruffy as feck 'cos you've been on a windswept pitch watching the kids team train they look down their nose at you.

 

Still bought the motor though at which point the attitude changes to Uriah Heep. Mini salesmen may be different.

[RP]

Patronising smarmy c*nts ... they look down their nose at you.

 

 

Still bought the motor though

 

 

See I just can't reconcile those statements. Why on earth would you buy a (no doubt not cheap)motor off a "patronising smarmy c*nt" who "looks down [his] nose at you" ???

[smokescreen]

If anybody wants to steer clear of a dealership to buy a car, keep away from Alfa Romeo...

[sutty]

See I just can't reconcile those statements. Why on earth would you buy a (no doubt not cheap)motor off a "patronising smarmy c*nt" who "looks down [his] nose at you" ???

 

 

Because Murph is a thick c***?

[Tosh]

ALL BMW dealerships are run by c*nts, a strange quirk of life but true..

That's cos all B*Ws are driven by them.....

[Mike]

See I just can't reconcile those statements. Why on earth would you buy a (no doubt not cheap)motor off a "patronising smarmy c*nt" who "looks down [his] nose at you" ???

 

because he knows his place Paul

[Stevie H]

That's cos all B*Ws are driven by them.....

 

[Murphman]

Because Murph is a thick c***?

 

 

If that's true then how come I drive a new BMW.

 

And you don't.

[RP]

If that's true then how come I drive a new BMW.

 

And you don't.

 

 

That'll learn im.

 

New cars are only driven by smart people eh, Murph??

 

 

:f*ckinloon:

[Murphman]

See I just can't reconcile those statements. Why on earth would you buy a (no doubt not cheap)motor off a "patronising smarmy c*nt" who "looks down [his] nose at you" ???

 

 

'Cos I couldn't be f*cking bothered driving 15 miles to meet another smarmy c*nt PLUS the dealsership backs onto our football club and I was half hoping to tap them up for some sponsorship, which incidentally they promised and failed to deliver making them LYING patronising smug c*nts who look down their nose at you.

 

Is that OK with you?

 

Oh and Stevie H, stick your Citroesn CV (Probably) up your ass, let's see who looks the bigger c*nt driving down the road.

 

Or have you not passed your test yet?

Edited July 12, 2006 by Murphman

[sutty]

If that's true then how come I drive a new BMW.

 

And you don't.

 

Well one of us has proven our point, that's for sure.

[Murphman]

Well one of us has proven our point, that's for sure.

 

 

True, thanks for being so gracious.

[RP]

Oh and Stevie H, stick your Citroesn CV (Probably) up your ass, let's see who looks the bigger c*nt driving down the road.

 

 

Please make sure you let us know if Betfair open a book on this one.

 

Ta.

 

True, thanks for being so gracious.

 

 

It's easy to be gracious in victory.

 

You probably don't remember.

[Murphman]

 

It's easy to be gracious in victory.

 

You probably don't remember.

 

 

What, are you and Sutty a team now? He's big enough and CERTAINLY ugly enough to fight his own corner ain't he?

[RP]

What, are you and Sutty a team now? He's big enough and CERTAINLY ugly enough to fight his own corner ain't he?

 

 

Come on now, play the ball not the man.

[Murphman]

Come on now, play the ball not the man.

 

 

He called me 'a thick c*nt', you agreed, Lazio tactics if ever I saw them.

[sutty]

Come on now, play the ball not the man.

 

He's too slow to get any of either....

[anny road]

LLF

 

Sheff Utd have been sniffing after him for years....

 

It depends on next season i reckon......if Thatcher is still aropund then Ste might go

 

if he nails down a regular place at City he will stay

 

simple as

 

and I dotn know what the f***ing car is...it is big and it cost him £68k plus pence....he looks better in his tarts mini tbh