Gazza's autobiography

[slapnuts]

Anyone read it?

 

Over half way thru now, funny as f*** well worth getting if you havent read it.

 

Murph will like this line....

 

Gazza was playing for Newcastle V Wimbledon Vinnie Jones was marking him (grabbed his balls)

 

This is what he said to him straight away after kick off, "I'm Vinnie Jones I'm a f***ing gypsy its just you and me today fat boy, just you and me."

 

Gazza said he left his side once to take a throw in

 

 

"I'm off to take a throw in I'll be back"

 

what a belter.

[DazzlaJ]

I read it. The part about throwing soap at ducks is f***ing hilarious.

 

Sorry did I spoil it for ya?

[slapnuts]

I read it. The part about throwing soap at ducks is f***ing hilarious.

 

Sorry did I spoil it for ya?

 

Nah I have read that bit, class

 

poor Bobby

[Guest Anders Honoré]

"I'm off to take a throw in I'll be back"

 

[Murphman]

The throwing soap at the ducks story I heard from Bobby Robson at a dinner.

 

and Slapnuts for the record Vinnie Jones isn't a Gypsy he's Welsh, even the Gypsies hate the Welsh.

[Vlad JNR]

there's some amusing sotries on his website, jimmy five bellies has written a couple too, can be found here ............ http://www.paulgascoigne.biz/j5b/j5bdetail.aspx?id=24

[Murphman]

Read the book. Very funny in parts, very depressing in others as the lad is still a total mess. I totally and utterly hate and despite Vinnie Jones.

 

 

I know his first agent. He confirmed years ago what Jones is like, your judgement is spot on.

[slapnuts]

 

 

and Slapnuts for the record Vinnie Jones isn't a Gypsy he's Welsh, even the Gypsies hate the Welsh.

 

G8 said it now me you cracker jack.