Chelsea are surely taking the piss

[Gilps]

Reporting Real for illegally approaching Robben

 

Chelsea report Real on Robben bid

 

Chelsea will ask Fifa to investigate an alleged illegal approach from Real Madrid for Dutch winger Arjen Robben.

The 22-year-old has been heavily linked with a move to the Spanish giants and new Real president Ramon Calderon has admitted his interest in Robben.

 

But Chelsea chief executive Peter Kenyon said: "We note that Mr Calderon confirms Real Madrid spoke to Arjen.

 

"As a result Chelsea will be writing to Fifa to ask them to investigate an illegal approach by Real Madrid."

 

We have been in touch with Robben and it seems the player wants to come here

 

New Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon

 

He added: "The Arjen Robben situation could not be any clearer.

 

''There have been no meetings or conversations between the Real Madrid sporting director Predrag Mijatovic with any Chelsea officials, anyone mandated to act on Chelsea's behalf or owner Roman Abramovich about Arjen's future.

 

"Any indication that a transfer is possible is completely untrue. We will not be entertaining any offers for Arjen, he is not for sale."

 

Calderon had earlier confirmed Mijatovic had spent time with Abramovich and was convinced he could complete a deal for Robben.

 

He said: "Mijatovic has been at a match in Germany with Abramovich and in theory Mijatovic told us we can reach an agreement.

 

"We have been in touch with the player and it seems everything will be okay and that the player wants to come here."

[sutty]

DAMNIT

[johngibo YPC]

Kenyon can't have said that with a straight face

[DonRafa]

Reporting Real for illegally approaching Robben

 

Chelsea report Real on Robben bid

 

Chelsea will ask Fifa to investigate an alleged illegal approach from Real Madrid for Dutch winger Arjen Robben.

The 22-year-old has been heavily linked with a move to the Spanish giants and new Real president Ramon Calderon has admitted his interest in Robben.

 

But Chelsea chief executive Peter Kenyon said: "We note that Mr Calderon confirms Real Madrid spoke to Arjen.

 

"As a result Chelsea will be writing to Fifa to ask them to investigate an illegal approach by Real Madrid."

 

We have been in touch with Robben and it seems the player wants to come here

 

New Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon

 

He added: "The Arjen Robben situation could not be any clearer.

 

''There have been no meetings or conversations between the Real Madrid sporting director Predrag Mijatovic with any Chelsea officials, anyone mandated to act on Chelsea's behalf or owner Roman Abramovich about Arjen's future.

 

"Any indication that a transfer is possible is completely untrue. We will not be entertaining any offers for Arjen, he is not for sale."

 

Calderon had earlier confirmed Mijatovic had spent time with Abramovich and was convinced he could complete a deal for Robben.

 

He said: "Mijatovic has been at a match in Germany with Abramovich and in theory Mijatovic told us we can reach an agreement.

 

"We have been in touch with the player and it seems everything will be okay and that the player wants to come here."

 

 

 

The biter bit?

[ManxRed]

Mr Kenyon

Mr Ketyon

Mr Ketton

Mr Kettoe

Mr Kettle

 

Right, now to work out how to get from Mr Calderon to Mr Pot...

[Rimbeux]

Call me wrong, but I thought tapping up was only a real offence in England.

 

 

 

 

Aside, the man claimed to have spoken to the owner

[cymrococh]

Mr Calderon

Mr Cauldron

Mr Pot.

[floyd]

FIFA launch a thorough investigation, but find Chelsea and Kenyon are corrupt as f***. That is the power of the G14