who do you get

[John am Rhein]

Work your way up the hierarchy of national associations, UEFA (or equivalent) and then FIFA, greasing the right palms along the way.

 

The final job appointment is by a vote of all FIFA member countries, I think, so be sure you have made the requisite number of friends minus enemies.

 

Backstabbing of alternative candidates is the key.

[Des]

Being able to spell "how" is a prerequisite too.

[Bailo]

Being able to spell "how" is a prerequisite too.

Doubtful, we are talking about Sepp Blatter here. Enough money and basic spelling is a luxury.

[Guest Assassin]

how do you get a job like Blatter's id love it, id probably do it for just expences, but seriously how do you get a job like that?

 

 

On yer hands and knees, whilst being roasted at both ends....

 

Not forgetting the gimp suit....

[badtodabone]

Being able to spell "how" is a prerequisite too.

 

was waiting for some t*** to say that

 

On yer hands and knees, whilst being roasted at both ends....

 

prison slang ?