Wayne Rooney and Ronaldo

[Andy @ Allerton]

Can you hear the plums Ronaldo?

I remember long ago another starry night like this

In the firelight Ronaldo

You were humming to yourself and softly rubbing my bum

I could hear the distant plums

And sounds of Red Card calls were coming from afar

 

They were closer now Ronaldo

Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally

I was so afraid Ronaldo

We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to cry

And I'm not ashamed to say

The roar of Becks and Sven almost made me cry

 

There was something in the air that night

The stars were bright, Ronaldo

They were shining there for you and me

For horseplay, Ronaldo

Though I never thought that we could lose

There's no regret

If I had to do the same again

I would, my friend, Ronaldo

 

Now we're old and grey Ronaldo

And since many years I haven't seen my bum in your hand

Can you hear the plums Ronaldo?

Do you still recall the fateful night we crossed the Red Card ref?

I can see it in your eyes

How proud you were to dive for the last four

 

There was something in the air that night

The stars were bright, Ronaldo

They were shining there for you and me

For petulance, Ronaldo

Though I never thought that we could lose

There's no regret

If I had to do the same again

I would, my friend, Ronaldo

 

There was something in the air that night

The stars were bright, Ronaldo

They were shining there for you and me

For the media, Ronaldo

Though I never thought that we could lose

There's no regret

If I had to do the same again

I would, my friend, Ronaldo

Yes, if I had to do the same again

I would, my friend, Ronaldo...

[DanielS]

Ronaldo: Come on English people, five squids for pictures with my monkey.

Rooney: Ook.

Edited July 2, 2006 by DanielS

[Andy @ Allerton]

Ronaldo: Come on English people, five squids for pictures with my monkey.

Rooney: Ook.

 

 

[R A Softlad]

Meanwhile back at pre-season training...

 

[Ginu]

Rooney: you see! even my ears looks like Shreks!

Ronaldo: i like his boobs personally don't you?

[DonRafa]

 

'I,m gonna f*ck you at the World Cup too'

[JonShar]

 

Rooney: "f*** me, I've got big ears"

Ronaldo: "Your nipples are hard too"