The F Word

Murphman · June 30, 2006

anybody see it on Tuesday? I'm no great fan of Gordon Ramsay but I really feckin hate Cliff Richard with a passion, feckin smarmy greasy feckin nobbhead he is.

Anyway, it's the usual theme with Ramsay this time running a kitchen staffed up by 'city slickers' who of course get loads of abuse whilst trying their arm at being a top class chef. The restaurant is full of 'celebs' (freeloading z list c*nts in the main) who have the right to refuse payment if the grub isn't up to scratch.

So Ramsay pops up into the restaurant and there he is dripping with smarm and a lawsuit ready for anybody who dares accuses him of being gay, Sir Cliff who in my eyes right up there alongside Elton John Jim Davidson and Ben Elton as candidates for eternal vilification and ridicule.

'Hi Cliff, sorry SIR Cliff' says Ramsay,' how are you doing? Come on give us a little swear word for the camera, come on, nobody is THAT clean cut, let your hair down mate'

'No way' say Sir Cliff nervously with a twitchy smile and looking like he may cry.

''Come on!' says Ramsay' Give us a quick blast of F*CK or a F*CKING HELL' go on you might enjoy it.

'Your food is great but your language is disgusting' says Sir Feckin Mr Self Righteous.

Now I know it's tabloid journalism and cheap laughs but if anybody derserves it it's that twot and it feckin made me chuckle watching him squirm.