Victoria embarrasses her husband.......again.

[Des]

Titchmarsh?!?

 

Beckham a Titchmarsh fan

 

David Beckham is a big fan of Alan Titchmarsh.

 

Victoria reveals that David never missed an episode of Ground Force and is also a fan of makeover shows.

 

Speaking to OK! magazine she said: "Let me tell you what the real David Beckham is addicted to - Extreme Makeover. He sits in bed watching that and he loves Alan Titchmarsh when he was in Ground Force."

 

Victoria also admits that David is very domesticated.

 

She added: "I can't really cook so I do those ready-made meals that you just pierce at the top and stick in the oven for a couple of minutes.

 

"David, on the other hand does everything. He cooks, he cleans - he's brilliant."

[John am Rhein]

:slag:

[CarraLegend]

 

She added: "I can't really cook"

 

Theres a surprise

[Figaro]

Does anyone else find the mental image of this women bending over and stirring a Pot Noodle vomit inducing?

[cymrococh]

the idea of someone that rich eating ready meals is just bizarre.

 

just hire a cook you unimaginative sow.

Edited June 29, 2006 by Paul Caruso

[Mike]

Does anyone else find the mental image of this women bending over and stirring a Pot Noodle vomit inducing?

 

if thats not a double entendre im hanging up my comedy jacket.

[Des]

the ides of someone that rich eating ready meals is just bizarre.

 

just hire a cook you unimaginative sow.

 

Looks like she already has one and she doesn't have to pay him.

[Stevie H]

i'm amazed she expects anyone to believe that she eats food. she obviously survives only on a diet of oxygen, botox and publicity.

[Mike]

i'm amazed she expects anyone to believe that she eats food. she obviously survives only on a diet of oxygen, botox and publicity.

 

its always the fat ones who get bitchy

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Does anyone else find this women vomit inducing?

certainly

[Jiggy Hates Jazz]

:slag:

 

[Tetti]

What sickens me is that here and on other sites, she gets the blame almost universally for the circus, sham, call it what you like.

[RP]

What sickens me is that here and on other sites, she gets the blame almost universally for the circus, sham, call it what you like.

 

There's an extremely good reason for that.

[Dan]

Honestly, who gives a flying f*ck?

[Tetti]

There's an extremely good reason for that.

 

 

I belive there is, but I don't believe its entirely down to actual events in their lives.

[Mike]

What sickens me is that here and on other sites, she gets the blame almost universally for the circus, sham, call it what you like.

 

shes an evil whore.

half mantis half pob.

[Stevie H]

What sickens me is that here and on other sites, she gets the blame almost universally for the circus, sham, call it what you like.

 

why do you think that is, tetti?

[D.Boon]

You would think with all that spare time she would learn to cook the lazy, ugly fecking hag.

 

I hate her with a vengeance.

[Kahnee]

In all seriousness, how can you "hate with a vengance" someone who you have never met and has never wronged you personally?

Drama queen

[Dan]

In all seriousness, how can you "hate with a vengance" someone who you have never met and has never wronged you personally?

Drama queen

 

Oh but you can, everyone hates Lampard, Terry, Beckham etc as well you know

[Bootle Buck]

i'm amazed she expects anyone to believe that she eats food. she obviously survives only on a diet of oxygen, botox and publicity.

 

LMFHO

[Kahnee]

That explains why Beckham's been through quite a few señoritas over here

 

Ms Loos was not a one off? I'm shocked and stunned

[jimmylibel]

So can we presume that the reason Beckham puked on the pitch against Ecuador was because he was thinking, "If we don't win this match I'll have to go back to eating Victoria's ready meals"?

[Stevie H]

So can we presume that the reason Beckham puked on the pitch against Ecuador was because he was thinking, "If we don't win this match I'll have to go back to eating Victoria's blank"?

 

let's all play jimmy's version of blankety blank.

[Kahnee]

let's all play jimmy's version of blankety blank.

 

Is the answer Toe Jam, Les?