Song for Mr. Poll

[Scally Bob]

Yellow, yellow,

It's time for you to go,

Yellow, yellow,

It's time for you to go,

Unless the ref is Graham Poll,

Then you get one more chance,

....struggling to finish it. Mmmmmmmm Wolf Blass.

 

To the tune of (is it) Billy Boys, the Rangers thing.

[Guest Kev]

Poll will love the fact that songs about him may be sung during next season, it will make him even worse.

 

But I do like the three times one.

[Tosh]

Fool Poll's coming home

he's coming

Fool Poll's coming home

[Coyler]

still breaks my heart we sing a song to that tune....

though in saying that its a great tune for a chant.

Music is evil.

 

It's a good tune, get over it

 

I'm whistling it now.

 

I'll medley into Lillabulero and then The Sash. Good tunes and feck the begrudgers.

[Ostrich Man]

hiya hiya i am the coyler man

hiya hiya i am the coyler man

im up to me a*** in proddie spunk

i rub it in my eye

cause i am i am the coyler man??

[Coyler]

hiya hiya i am the coyler man

hiya hiya i am the coyler man

im up to me a*** in proddie spunk

i rub it in my eye

cause i am i am the coyler man??

Is that a rhetorical question or what?

 

It did arc and it did cover me and splashed into my craw

It was warm and friendly, hot and smelly, filling of his loin,

On my chin I bore it and I drooled the hard-on drips and more,

And it's on my face I loved to wear the Splash your father spored

Edited June 29, 2006 by Coyler

[kozma]

Andy Cole Retires from International Football

[Coyler]

He seems really, really devastated and crushed.

[kozma]

"I didn't realise until after the game that, following 23 years of hard work, working up from pub level, my dream was over."

 

Is the best bit.

[Kenny_]