Oliver holt is a carragher groupie.

[Guest mick the baker]

A CARRA ON TO WAKE UP

JAMIE CARRAGHER'S dad, Phil, has become one of the most popular tourists in Baden-Baden.

 

Having set up residence in a hotel now renamed the House of Scouse, the Carragher clan were to be found yesterday playing tennis in the genteel surroundings of one of Germany's finest clubs.

 

They might have had a bad press in some quarters but they're a great set of lads.

 

Baden-Baden, an affluent, refined, understated holiday resort for the aristocracy for more than a century, may never have seen anything like them before. But they've given the place a shot of life.

[Guest mick the baker]

A CARRA ON TO WAKE UP

JAMIE CARRAGHER'S dad, Phil, has become one of the most popular tourists in Baden-Baden.

 

Having set up residence in a hotel now renamed the House of Scouse, the Carragher clan were to be found yesterday playing tennis in the genteel surroundings of one of Germany's finest clubs.

 

They might have had a bad press in some quarters but they're a great set of lads.

 

Baden-Baden, an affluent, refined, understated holiday resort for the aristocracy for more than a century, may never have seen anything like them before. But they've given the place a shot of life.

Jamie Carragher's entourage of friends and family - the House of Scouse - has grown too large to be invited to official FA events, not that that has stopped them from having an independently good time. (Daily Mail)

 

 

[JRC]

All sounds a bit better-natured than the rather sniffy newspaper comments (Mail? Telegraph?) about one of the Hotels being renamed 'Little Liverpool'

[Coyler]

and don't forget that last week Jamie's brother got up John Terry's mum, I'm very reliably informed (can't be a Romario or it would have qualified as a sticky)

No fecking way!! That is tremendous riding.

[Molby]

Is there a Mr. John Terry's mum?

that's what I want to know

 

and if so, where was he?

 

downstairs getting pissed in the bar? (assuming they were upstairs in a room, maybe they just went to the nearest toilet)

 

at home minding the grandkids?

 

or hiding in the cupboard with a camcorder, like a sweaty, grunty cockney w***** version of the guy in Sex Lives of the Potato Men

 

As in, conquestador?

aye

[Knox_Harrington]

No fecking way!! That is tremendous riding.

Hysterical, isn't it!

Edited June 28, 2006 by Knox_Harrington

[Coyler]

Ohhh, there'll be some banter amidst the jostling for the first corner come Stamford Bridge in September.

[Gilps]

That would be just about the funniest thing ever.

[jimmylibel]

Ohhh, there'll be some banter amidst the jostling for the first corner come Stamford Bridge in September.

 

Carra to Terry - "Who's your daddy?"

 

[Stevie H]

at anfield. "see that mersey tunnel on yer way up here john lad?"

[fyds]

New season both games, Chelsea home and away - Terry sent off within first twenty seconds.

 

Gerrard at the coin toss 'Ere, John - Carra's kidder says yer ma screams like an old kettle when she's giving it biffters - and she really, really likes it up the a'

 

Motson : 'Oh! And what's going on here? Hehehe...John Terry has really lost it in the centre circle before the a ball has been kicked! This is incredible Mark - the referee has issued a straight red card!'

 

Lawro: 'Absolutely bizarre...I wonder what Gerrard and carragher are laughing at?'

 

Motson :'Well, Mark - whatever it is, the referee's joining in!'

Edited June 28, 2006 by fyds

[Reggie]

This explains why Sven won't play Carra and Terry alongside each other. He has to stick that gimp Ferdinand in between them.

[£440,000]

and don't forget that last week Jamie's brother got up John Terry's mum, I'm very reliably informed (can't be a Romario or it would have qualified as a sticky)

 

Does that count as tapping up?

[Guest YKI]

I thought Carra's Dad was called Gary? Just searched this:

 

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0500liv...-name_page.html

 

He's called Gary.

Edited June 28, 2006 by YKI

[Snoeker]

and don't forget that last week Jamie's brother got up John Terry's mum, I'm very reliably informed (can't be a Romario or it would have qualified as a sticky)

 

Sounds sticky enough to me... How old is Carra's bro and the lady in question?

[Swagger]

She's a bit too young for Rooney presumably.

 

[Bootle Buck]

CMILF

 

Chav's Mother I'd like to Feck!

[Hightown Phil]

I thought Carra's Dad was called Gary? Just searched this:

 

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0500liv...-name_page.html

 

He's called Gary.

 

He isn't.

[Guest Jack Bauer]

Phily with one l plz.

[Buzz]

I thought Carra's Dad was called Gary? Just searched this:

 

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0500liv...-name_page.html

 

He's called Gary.

I thought he was banned.

[Flight]

New season both games, Chelsea home and away - Terry sent off within first twenty seconds.

 

Gerrard at the coin toss 'Ere, John - Carra's kidder says yer ma screams like an old kettle when she's giving it biffters - and she really, really likes it up the a'

 

Motson : 'Oh! And what's going on here? Hehehe...John Terry has really lost it in the centre circle before the a ball has been kicked! This is incredible Mark - the referee has issued a straight red card!'

 

Lawro: 'Absolutely bizarre...I wonder what Gerrard and carragher are laughing at?'

 

Motson :'Well, Mark - whatever it is, the referee's joining in!'

 

 

 

hahahahahhaa

 

 

Suitably copied and distributed

[Hightown Phil]

I thought he was banned.

 

He isn't.