Sassanachs versus Portugeezers

[aka Dus]

Will the 1386 Treaty of Windsor have an impact on this game? I fear it might.

[ManxRed]

They're just a bunch of cheating diving twunts!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Portuguese are just as bad an' all.

[Cobs]

greasy algarve merchants

[Knox_Harrington]

Good to see "Greasy" getting an early run out.

[Coyler]

Some facts about the 'Guesers, as @ 2001:

 

Portuguese people consider themselves the friendliest nation in Europe and the youth can spend entire evenings gathered tenfold around one half of Guinness, commenting; Portuguese old fellows spend entire days gathered fivefold around a hole in the road, commenting.

 

The cops disappear from the streets of Lisbon at two in the morning and leave the city in the hands of coked-up gangs of organized criminals. The Irish ex-pat community refer to this phenomenon as The Gypsy Fever.

 

Even the minutest amount of Superbock, a beer as tasty and as chemically enhanced as Lance's piss, gives the worst hangover ever known.

 

An informal brothel is run from upstairs in Hennessy's Irish Bar on Rua Cais do Sodré with an English Wicca named Sara sucking c*cks for giggles behind unclosed doors.

[aka Dus]

Good to see "Greasy" getting an early run out.

 

Lads, there's a time and a place for casual racism.

 

During/at the following;

 

Sports Events.

Pubs.

Queues.

Holidays.

Traffic violations.

 

NOT forums - you don't want THAT necklace.

[Koogan]

That Mourhino bloke, he's Portugeese isn't he

[Coyler]

Kinda torn about Deco's suspension, I feel more comfortable cheering a team without his horrible little mug in it but he's a massive loss, Shirley.

[cymrococh]

The cops disappear from the streets of Lisbon at two in the morning and leave the city in the hands of coked-up gangs of organized criminals. The Irish ex-pat community refer to this phenomenon as The Gypsy Fever.

 

Even the minutest amount of Superbock, a beer as tasty and as chemically enhanced as Lance's piss, gives the worst hangover ever known.

 

These are true.

[Des]

That Mourhino bloke, he's Portugeese isn't he

 

No, he's Portuguese.

[Guest TanMan]

No, he's Portuguese.

 

Dues the pedant

[Knox_Harrington]

Lads, there's a time and a place for casual racism.

 

During/at the following;

 

Sports Events.

Pubs.

Queues.

Holidays.

Traffic violations.

 

NOT forums - you don't want THAT necklace.

Well f***ing said.

[Coyler]

The phrase "racist necklace" has me thinking about those tyres Winnie Mandela used to put round young fellows' necks and set on fire. Why is this happening?

[Des]

The phrase "racist necklace" has me thinking about those tyres Winnie Mandela used to put round young fellows' necks and set on fire. Why is this happening?

 

[Coyler]

Yee-haw!

[aka Dus]

The phrase "racist necklace" has me thinking about those tyres Winnie Mandela used to put round young fellows' necks and set on fire. Why is this happening?

 

You're suffering from inverted Freudian racism there, you stupid drunken spud munching Mick.

[Paul B]

I've never felt so apathetic about my national team before now

 

I'm almost at the stage where I want them to lose

 

 

Though cowards scoff and traitors sneer, we'll keep the red (and white) flag flying here.

 

You ever heard the expression, "My country right or wrong" trench-mate?

[aka Dus]

Though cowards scoff and traitors sneer, we'll keep the red (and white) flag flying here.

 

You ever heard the expression, "My country right or wrong" trench-mate?

 

I will never bow to the Queen or even Freddie Mercury. Portugal won't either I daresay.