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Kewell has gout!

nitski

By nitski
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chiliking

chiliking

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Seriously? Hard to believe but it's brought on by dehydration so feasable I suppose.

 

Wtf is gout? A disease?

 

 

forget it it's on the off. norwegian site now.

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Guest neil34

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:lol:

 

Time to knock off the champagne and caviar and get back on the Castlemaine and kangaroos testicles.

Mikey

Mikey

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Hehe, are you trying to attract the mods attention to me?

 

Were you the school grass who told on all the nasty big boys who used to bully you for your dinner money?

 

Did you end up a prefect?

You're trying to attract the mods attention to yourself, all part of the pre-pubescent w**kfest you're on I'd imagine.

 

Getting more and more silly with every post you are sonny, almost time for the latest version of you to appear and demonstrate your vast intellect and wit again. :popcorn:

Montse

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Rafas been saying how fit hes looked and how much work hes put in trying to get ready for the WC guess the extra work has had its toll on him. Oh well its back to the cold damp NW now for you Harry and the gout will be a thing of the past ;-)

DJM

DJM

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Let's put a bet on what his next injury would be

 

Twisted testicles?

 

I reckon he'll either get trenchfoot or beri-beri

Guest 7777

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I've NEVER got over a bad attack within 48 hours. :(

Me neither. I get it in my ankle, though I had broke it first time it happened in my sleep

 

VERY Painful and I have broke various bones/snapped my cruciate etc

Gilps

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I think the most important thing is that we don't let any sympathy for poor Harry detract from gout being a fecking hilarious stick to beat Murph and Anny Road with.

Murphman

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I think the most important thing is that we don't let any sympathy for poor Harry detract from gout being a fecking hilarious stick to beat Murph and Anny Road with.

 

 

It's a condition which affects all people but mainly those who have excelled in the field of sport. Fatkids/speccy kids rarely get it so you're safe to mock. :thumbs:

 

Me neither. I get it in my ankle, though I had broke it first time it happened in my sleep

 

VERY Painful and I have broke various bones/snapped my cruciate etc

 

 

The ankle is f*ckin murder, only the soles of your feet is worse.

Cooldude

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Me neither. I get it in my ankle, though I had broke it first time it happened in my sleep

 

VERY Painful and I have broke various bones/snapped my cruciate etc

 

If you think that's painful, wait til you get twisted testicles, it's even more painful when you have to twist them back the right way by yourself

Murphman

Murphman

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If you think that's painful, wait til you get twisted testicles, it's even more painful when you have to twist them back the right way by yourself

 

 

I'll take your word on that one. :lol:

AE

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No wonder this useless tosser has been a disaster for us, he must be drinking too much, as it's virtually impossible to get gout without eating plenty of rich food and drinking copious amounts of booze. Could be why he always s***s out on the eve of a big game...or during it. And if there's anyone to be sold to relieve the wage bill it's got to be him. A total waste of a footballer.

 

Biggest load of crap I have ever heard.

I have had gout recently.

I am 34 years old, slightly (cough) overweight. Hardly drink, rarely eat red meat, etc, etc, etc

I woke up one morning in agony. The joint of my big toe was killing me. I thought I must have bent it back during the night. Left it a few days and it got worse (sleepless nights the lot). Saw the doctor a couple of times and had a blood test which showed higher than normal levels of puric acid in my blood stream. In short the doctor put in down to dehydration.

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Guest Kev

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Biggest load of crap I have ever heard.

I have had gout recently.

I am 34 years old, slightly (cough) overweight. Hardly drink, rarely eat red meat, etc, etc, etc

I woke up morning morning in agony. The joint of my big toe was killing me. I thought I must have bent it back during the night. Left it a few days and it got worse (sleepless nights the lot). Saw the doctor a couple of times and had a blood test which showed higher than normal levels of puric acid in my blood stream. In short the doctor put in down to dehydration.

 

In short ? 6 lines to make a point ?

Guest Kev

Guest Kev

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Nobody normally reads my posts anyway ;)

 

Ah, the good old ignore button ;)

Guest stani11

Guest stani11

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You calling me fat?? :rant:

 

Not really, just a whole lot of man!!!

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