World Cup Dream week?

[Andy @ Allerton]

For me it would be (All in the same week)

 

Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, Rio Ferdinand, Gary Neville, Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney, David Beckham, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Christiano Ronaldo and Crespo to be all injured and out for the season and for England (Especially) to improve no end and win the world cup regardless!

 

[Knox_Harrington]

Harsh on Crespo.

[Figaro]

been there, done it

 

Restaurant to bar to stadium to bar to restaurant to hotel to bar to TV station to restaurant to stadium to bar to restaurant to bar to hotel - repeat for five days non-stop and you get the idea.

[Cobs]

England win the World Cup Final courtesy of a Lampard hat-trick whilst the entire membership of YNWA are forced at gunpoint to eat burgers at The Greyhound

[Ostrich Man]

do they have to pay?

[Cobs]

do they have to pay?

you do - forgot to say - the manc fans get killed at the end by Ant n Dec

[Ostrich Man]

before or after we burn the s***hole to the ground?

[Cobs]

before or after we burn the s***hole to the ground?

 

you get killed first then you burn it to the ground

[Ostrich Man]

style....

 

everyone trapped inside.

[Bigal]

you may laugh cobs, but if they are part chicken, it could happen

[crisps]

Lampard gets a thoopa injury and scores the greatest own goal of all time and garcia taps up torres and villa so much they request transfers to liverpool

[Ostrich Man]

itd be like the end of Bridge on the river kwai.....my last action would be to light the match and then fall onto floor where the match ignites all the fat from the burgers and the place goes up in flames.

[Cunny]

England, France and Italy getting knocked out

[Des]

itd be like the end of Bridge on the river kwai.....my last action would be to light the match and then fall onto floor where the match ignites all the fat from the burgers and the place goes up in flames.

 

All the fat from the punters would be enough to do that.

 

 

Not to mention the landlord.

[Cobs]

itd be like the end of Bridge on the river kwai.....my last action would be to light the match and then fall onto floor where the match ignites all the fat from the burgers and the place goes up in flames.

people eat off plates, not the floor, numbnuts.

[Figaro]

All the fat from the punters would be enough to do that.

Not to mention the landlord.

 

horrible thought

[Ostrich Man]

people eat off plates, not the floor, numbnuts.

ive seen the average englishman eat.......goes everywhere as they usually insist on talking shyte at the same time.

 

probably

[Figaro]

ive seen the average englishman eat.......goes everywhere as they usually insist on talking shyte at the same time.

 

probably

 

 

you haven't seen the Spanish 'brown trash' eat yet...

[Ostrich Man]

'brown trash'

 

 

RACIALIST!!!

 

 

 

BAN FIGARO!!!