The b3ta question of the week

[Spike]

always a good read, particularly their 'best of' for each question.

 

This week is about sick days taken off work and I have just read this one which had me laughing my nut off:

 

best i've ever heard, and fairly sure it's true...

guy in york works in a call centre, crap job etc, spends weekend doing ketamine. drops him in a rather large hole in the universe. calls in on monday morning, saying

" i can't come in, i'm only 1 inch tall"

boss asks "how did you manage to use the phone then?"

reply? "i've just spent 25 minutes jumping on the buttons..."

 

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[Clay Davis]

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