Edson

[anny road]

Did you see that no 6 of Angola tonight? Edson, came on as a sub?

 

He IS the worst footballer I have ever seen....he reminds me of a mate of mine, Mike Kirkham....Lovely lad, good laugh, clever bloke...but the worst athlete you have ever seen...he just cant run...He runs like someone with special needs, when he went to kick a football he shuffles as he is going to kick it, as if he has to do some kind of wierd warm up before kicking it, all the while the opponent is breaking down on our goal as he swings his right peg..................he caught me out playing cricket once in school..........so I had been in for about 20 minutes and was smacking everyone everywhere and trying to land the ball on the lacrosse pitch where the girls were, cause the class meffs were bowling..he is underneath it, I thought "its Mike...he wont even attemot to catch it" except he did try, missed the ball yet it landed in his arms...never ever lets me forget it....

 

Back to Edson...twice he did the Mike Kirkham shuffle before kicking the ball, one when he had a shooting opportunity.....I think they only have 11 decent players in the whole of Angola, and they have to play edson as they have no choice, like when you used to pick teams and you always ended up with the class freak..

[Knox_Harrington]

Did you see that no 6 of Angola tonight? Edson, came on as a sub?

 

He IS the worst footballer I have ever seen....he reminds me of a mate of mine, Mike Kirkham....Lovely lad, good laugh, clever bloke...but the worst athlete you have ever seen...he just cant run...He runs like someone with special needs, when he went to kick a football he shuffles as he is going to kick it, as if he has to do some kind of wierd warm up before kicking it, all the while the opponent is breaking down on our goal as he swings his right peg..................he caught me out playing cricket once in school..........so I had been in for about 20 minutes and was smacking everyone everywhere and trying to land the ball on the lacrosse pitch where the girls were, cause the class meffs were bowling..he is underneath it, I thought "its Mike...he wont even attemot to catch it" except he did try, missed the ball yet it landed in his arms...never ever lets me forget it....

 

Back to Edson...twice he did the Mike Kirkham shuffle before kicking the ball, one when he had a shooting opportunity.....I think they only have 11 decent players in the whole of Angola, and they have to play edson as they have no choice, like when you used to pick teams and you always ended up with the class freak..

Imagine the lads they didn't bring on.

[libero]

like when you used to pick teams and you always ended up with the class freak..

They never had football boots either and they always wore white trainers.....

 

I think thats why white boots piss me off so much I always associate them with the player being s***.

[Ostrich Man]

his nickname has to be "on me"

[Puma]

Thought you were going to link him with us and I was just about to book a flight and give you an earfull!

 

Edited June 11, 2006 by Puma