To be pondered.......

[Michael]

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

 

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

 

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

 

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

 

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime artist?

 

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

 

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

 

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves?

 

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

 

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

 

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

 

If you mated a bull dog and a s***su, would it be called a bulls***?

 

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?

 

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

 

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

 

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

 

Why do bullies always ask "what?s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

 

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of a church show a lack of faith?