Dirk Kuyt's official website

[Benitez]

Beingt as 'hitzfeldforthetoon.com' or whatever that joke website didn't work (theres a suprise!), seems they have taken over dirkkuyt.com trying to persuade him to sign.

 

Now it's turned into some sort of bizarre war between Newcastle and Liverpool fans

 

ere

 

Here's a goodun from some Toon whopper:

 

Stevie <stevie_1892_nufc at hotmail dot com> Sign for the toon Dirk, the number 9 shirt at Newcastle is the most important in football, you'd be a legend here, playing in front of the best fans in the world. I have no doubt you know Liverpool's support is s***, only 40% of match going Liverpool fans are from Merseyside, and the place is a morgue full of plastic Irishmen, whereas Newcastle have had the 2nd highest average gate in England for years, while Liverpool till 2005 couldnt fill their little ground. Sign for us Dirk and you'll be a legend.

 

Edited May 22, 2006 by Benitez

[Guest Red Mist]

Disgraceful that some Reds hve resorted to begging this Dirk fella to join us. Leave that to the Geordies. If this bloke has any brains then it won't even be a decision for him.

[The Hitman]

Here's a goodun from some Toon whopper:

 

Stevie <stevie_1892_nufc at hotmail dot com> Sign for the toon Dirk, the number 9 shirt at Newcastle is the most important in football, you'd be a legend here, playing in front of the best fans in the world. I have no doubt you know Liverpool's support is s***, only 40% of match going Liverpool fans are from Merseyside, and the place is a morgue full of plastic Irishmen, whereas Newcastle have had the 2nd highest average gate in England for years, while Liverpool till 2005 couldnt fill their little ground. Sign for us Dirk and you'll be a legend.

 

He's right though,at Newcastle he'll be astonished at the incredible match-day atmosphere.

 

The end of every game will be met by a cacophony of deafening boos,you don't get atmosphere like that anywhere else. Not even Sunderland.

[Guest L4 Lad]

just posted a message on telling the c*nts who are pleading with him to sign for their clubs to give it a rest

[CarraLegend]

just posted a message on telling the c*nts who are pleading with him to sign for their clubs to give it a rest

 

Christ. I'm sure Dirk will be ok.

[Benitez]

Dirk spends his evening reading through his website. Cos its not like he has anything else going on this summer.

 

[aka Dus]

 

Watch out for plastic Irishmen.

[owenthomas]

just posted a message on telling the c*nts who are pleading with him to sign for their clubs to give it a rest

"Ostrich Man <moethesleaze at hotmail dot com> Dont listen to L4Lad dirk....hes a delusional nutter who is violent at concerts.

 

If Man Utd come in for you join them....but if they dont then its because youre not good enough and if thats the case who gives a toss where you go.

 

unless you choose Celtic...who have bigger support than newcastle and liverpool, more chance of winning the league also. Learn "the boys of the old brigade" and youll be a hero for the rest of your life.

 

 

probably"

 

[Guest L4 Lad]

the l4 response: ostrich man is a tw*t

[smithdown]

"3) Ever watch the movie GOAL? You could be a local hero."

 

 

 

We got no chance

[Guest RedLegend]

Newcastle fans argument seems to consist of...

 

"You'll be a hero"

"You'll be a legend"

"You'll be a legendary hero"

"You can have Shearer's shirt"

[Owen1978]

I'll start making those plates then!

[libero]

Ostrich Man <moethesleaze at hotmail dot com

Hmmm I feel a spamming frenzy coming on

[Ostrich Man]

Hmmm I feel a spamming frenzy coming on

hence using one i havent used in about 5 years

[Ronnie Whelan]

Newcastle fans argument seems to consist of...

 

"You'll be a hero"

"You'll be a legend"

"You'll be a legendary hero"

"You can have Shearer's shirt"

 

 

You could be a hero of legend. We have the best* fans in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* for best read fattest.

[Spike]

fer a larf:

 

Dirk if you want a laugh go to this page:

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Recor...~223384,00.html

 

If you want a trophy click here:

 

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/lfc_story/honours/

 

Please forgive us for not mentioning our runners up positions as we ran out of webspace

[stressederic]

I was unable to continue reading after;

 

"Please listen to Glenn Roeders ideas. He's a very wise man."

[R A Softlad]

Newcastle fans argument seems to consist of...

 

"You'll be a hero"

"You'll be a legend"

"You'll be a legendary hero"

"You can have Shearer's shirt"

 

Bet the gypo feckers don't even wash it...

[fyds]

Bet the gypo feckers don't even wash it...

As most of the bellies don't bother wearing them, it probably didn't occur...

[kenny7]

fer a larf:

 

Dirk if you want a laugh go to this page:

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Recor...~223384,00.html

 

If you want a trophy click here:

 

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/lfc_story/honours/

 

Please forgive us for not mentioning our runners up positions as we ran out of webspace

 

Fecking hell, they've classed entry into european competition as honours.

[Benitez]

have all the big teams thought against buying Kuyt then, cos he's big-upping a move to Newcastle a lot these days His stock seems to have fallen!

[Ostrich Man]

"We have just dismissed our former manager 4 months ago. Since then the new manager, Glenn Roeder has achieved sterling results. If a new table is constructed after Roeder takes over, then Newcastle United would be 2nd in the table just behind Manchester United."

 

 

cant be first in anything can they.

[Benitez]

"We have just dismissed our former manager 4 months ago. Since then the new manager, Glenn Roeder has achieved sterling results. If a new table is constructed after Roeder takes over, then Newcastle United would be 2nd in the table just behind Manchester United."

 

 

cant be first in anything can they.

 

 

plus they can't even get that right - that 'stat' is made up!

[L19red]

"We have just dismissed our former manager 4 months ago. Since then the new manager, Glenn Roeder has achieved sterling results. If a new table is constructed after Roeder takes over, then Newcastle United would be 2nd in the table just behind Manchester United."

 

 

cant be first in anything can they.

and its not even true, dont know about Manu, but we got more points than them from feb 2nd when Souness left to the end of the season.

[owenthomas]

hence using one i havent used in about 5 years

sorry abar that though mate.. didn't realise i'd done that til i read it just then..