Whingers complaints

[meepins]

Pilfered from the Redcafe boards.

 

Please list the Whinger's complaints here!

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1 - Theirry didn't use a new shaving blade and the drag factor slowed him down

2 - Lehmann's breakfast egg's over-cooked by 5 seconds causing him to fall heavily for the red card sending off. The Arsenal board will sue the hotel

3 - The coach taking them to the stadium was coloured green - which is bad luck

4 - Wenger: "Our players didn't get enough time to recover from the last game of the season" (two weeks ago)

5 - Wenger: "Unsettled future of Campbell, Cole and Henry unsettled the team spirit"

6 - Wenger: "The home advantage was clearily and unfairly in Barcelona's favour as Spain is closer to France than to England"

7 - Eboue didn't dive. The TV camera lens had a slight distortion on them making it seem that was. Eboue will be out injured next season

8 - The bright reflection from Eto's smiling teeth momentarily blinded Almunia for the first goal

9 - Campbell: "The second goal wouldn't have happened if the England manager had allowed Walcott to room with me. I've been worried to death about him rooming all on his own."

10 - Eboue: "It's about time the world footballing authorities did something about divers."

 

 

Please add to list...

[John am Rhein]

All together now:

 

You've won it no times!

You've won it no times!

[Falconhoof]

its come from Redcafe ?

 

Slur Alex would never make excuses for defeat.

[shaq]

its come from Redcafe ?

 

Slur Alex would never make excuses for defeat.

 

"The striped Barca shirts resulted in a headache for Almunia, which is why he didn't save any goals"

 

"It was raining really heavily, which Barcelona are more used to, as the rain in Spain falls mainly on Barcelona"

 

"The lack of tickets allocated meant that our fans were not able to make the noise that usually inspires us to victory"