Amusing cricket story

sutty · May 16, 2006

Walk into the ground and there's an older fella, early 50s, old money famous public school type in our team. He's a legend anyway, despite that description. I'm in the dressing room with him and another lad, nicknamed "cabs". He's a decent lad but absolutely no common sense.

In the dressing room...

Bert: Has anybody got any pain killers? I've got a f***ing headache.

Cabs: I've got some in my bag. Here you go. I could do with one actually, I'm badly hungover.

They both take a pill....

Cabs: I hope they weren't laxatives.

Bert: What do you mean you hope they weren't laxatives? You said they were pain killers.

Cabs: I think they are. My mum put them in my bag.

Bert: For f***s sake. What do you mean they think they are? What the f*** else would they be? They better not be f***ing contraceptive pills.

Cabs: Hmmm.... I'll check.

He gets his phone out and rings his mum.

Cabs: You know those pills in the red foil, what are they?........ Right...... Right. So how long does that last?.... Right. OK. Bye.

Bert: WHAT THE f*** ARE THEY?

Cabs: Sleeping pills.

Bert: Cabs you complete c***. I've never taken a f***ing sleeping pill in my life and I take one for the first time before I'm about to open the batting in a cricket match.

Cabs: I've got some pro plus.

Bert: I'm not taking anything more from you, you dick head. How strong are the pills?

Cabs: You are supposed to take 1/2 of one.

Bert: I took a whole one. You complete f***ing c***.

Jonesy · May 16, 2006

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