Such a Silly Boy

[Guest L4 Lad]

i was meant to be meeting my mate today on smithdown for a pint at lunchtime (yes this is the same mate i went to see morrissey with).

 

it got to 12 and i got a call from him:

 

Me: Hello?

Rob: Alrite Buxton

Me: Alrite Rob, you ok?

Rob: not really, listen i can't come to smithdown today.

Me: Why?

Rob: cos i got arrested last night

Me: arrested, why?

Rob: being drunk and disorderly and trespassing but to be fair i wasn't that drunk and it was only st eddie's i went into

Me: you still there?

Rob: nah i got a caution and a criminal record for 12 months

Me: was johnny with you at the time?

Rob: what?

Me: wherever trouble seems to be johnny is always in close proximity

Rob: well yeah but i was the one who got caught

Me: so who knows

Rob: you, pete and sue (his mum and dad) and waszek (d*ckheadmaster of the school)

Me: does he know you broke in?

Rob: yeah

Me: f*ck me lad you must be well p*ssed off

Rob: yeah. thats why i can't come the pub

Me: ok mate sound

 

sorry to type out the transcript but it's easier than typing out the interpreted version.

 

gotta say though

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