Murdoch

Haha no worries. Tbf it was pretty s*** anyway. I got near the end of typing it and didn't find it funny anymore myself . The submit reply button was easier to find than the delete button though!

@JamesPearceLFC: Trent Alexander Arnold now expected to sign new deal at Anfield. Suggestions are that a pre derby announcement is planned alongside a new commercial link up with Apple, with the rumoured strap line 'Switch? Nah, sometimes it's better the devil you know'.

https://x.com/LFCTransferRoom/status/1904569488567042388?t=o12-TE9L0QNrhAoYF9nj_Q&s=19

Piss poor from almost everyone again

Absolutely f***ing s***e. Thank f*** we're so far ahead in the league because we've been s***.

We went to the Czech Republic with the in-laws a while back and after her dad went a different way to the sat nav (constantly recalculating), her Nan whispered "will she get annoyed that he's ignoring her?".

Here's hoping we're not also replacing Virgil, Mo and Trent

Probably. But that's because it's a total nonsense of an award. Nobody comes close to him this year.

Was always going to miss his pen. Made a difference when he came on for a little bit (mainly due to the fact he actually has some pace) but then went missing. Needs replacing along with Jota.

Didn't deserve to go through after being out played both legs. No goal threat if Mo isn't on it and our midfield can and does go missing against the better teams. Hopefully we're not too f***ed and can win on Sunday.

We look so ineffective in attack again and we're just letting them run through midfield. Defence is terrified of the pace so sit back, only to be flat footed when their runners arrive

We're going to sign Oliver Bierhoff in a part exchange for Nunez. Florian Wirtz is a target and is seen as a perfect backup to Chiesa, who next season will be ready for a pre-season friendly against Tranmere u-12s.

Just looked it up and I think this is describing the experience here. Brilliant use of tech. https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/complete-buzz-headset-allows-visually-impaired-football-fan-to-watch-premier-league-games-13266746

Just think about how funny it will be seeing her confused face when she can't find it though...

I really like that 3rd kit