Malcolm X

Seeing him play another match this season will push me over the edge. He is awful. I would like to see Ward get a few games. Can't be worse than this.

I am sure he is thinking that on paper this looked like a good job to take.

His passing is utterly sh*t. He looks completely jittery every time he gets the ball. Not strong in the air. Cannot command the area. Can you remind me what he is actually good at. And you think Benteke would provide that steel. Have you actually been watching any of our matches from Mars?

Firmino is not a bad player. He will come good. My concern is on the following: Moreno - 12 million Mignolet - 12 million Benteke - 32 million Lallana - 25 million Sakho - 17 million That is a sum total of 98 million on complete crock of sh*t. No way do we get out of the sh*t we are in for at least 3 years. F*ck off Rodgers.

It starts with the keeper. And we have a right sh*t one. A proper sh*t one.

What the f*ck is it with Van Gaal. Beaten us 4 times in 2 seasons. F*ck off Rodgers.

Liverpool 0-0 Man Utd Pat Nevin Former Chelsea winger on BBC Radio 5 live Posted at 15:03"Not a lot of quality on display. But I said the same thing when watching Chelsea-Everton at half-time and we had a cracker, I hope the same thing happens today. "Martial has the real quality, he makes ground so quickly, He had one chance where he made ground incredibly quickly and his sh*t was blocked by Sakho. In a normal game you would not notice that, which sums up that lack of attacking efforts by United." Freudian slip by the BBC.

Guess Ciro Immobile is out of the equation.

Disagree. He is a good player. A better option than Skrtel.

You do not need confidence to run or make an effort to run.

Simon Magellanic Woodpecker - flaps its wings and at crosses

Total of £170 million. Ouch.

See this is it. There was a complete lack of fight across the pitch yesterday. No closing down or harrying. Lack of energy and in Moreno and Benteke's case, lack of brains. As Klopp said, we had to stop the crosses. Yet twice they were able to ping perfect crosses into the box. We can argue that Klopp can do better but some of these lazy bar stewards we have playing for us have accepted that they are not good enough and will probably be on their way out so have completely given up.

Our plan first and foremost under Klopp will always be high energy pressing, movement and passing. The hallmark of his Dortmund side was high energy, pressing and attacking with speed. Unfortunately, the current squad (barring a few exceptions) neither has any of these traits or has the appetite to show them. The most dangerous aspect of Dortmund under Klopp was their ability to break with brutal speed. This wasn't simply a case of soaking up pressure and releasing wingers, but rather being able to convert the Gegenpressing into a swift attack from any position on the pitch. Klopp's Dortmund were always at their most dangerous from open play, before their opponents had had chance to regroup. Of the 469 goals they scored in Klopp's tenure, only 39 came from penalties or directly from free kicks. Klopp's style has no real need for set piece specialists. Rather, he requires players who are fast both on and off the ball. And, of course, fitness. The current squad is seriously lacking in pace. All our high work rate players are injured and we are therefore left with a less controversial version of Balotelli upfront. 'I always want it loud!' 'I want to have this 'booooom!' I like fighting football, not serenity football. What we call in German 'English'. Rainy day, heavy pitch, everybody dirty in the face and goes home and can't play football for the next four weeks.' - Jurgen Klopp

Was Klopp responsible for executing our plan as well?

He's got more f*cking movement in his toe than all of Benteke's body parts. Can't be worse than the current option, that's for sure.

I assumed you would understand but let me clarify that for you - "Name one manager in the world who would do a better job than Klopp taking over a team 3 months into the season with another manager's mediocre squad. Guardiola would not even touch us with a barge pole." Await your response.

Name one manager in the world who would do better than Klopp with this current squad. For starters, Guardiola would not touch us with a barge pole, such is the mess left behind by Rodgers.

You need players who can be a*sed to do that, right?

The last time West Ham beat us at home was 1963. The last time they did the double over us was...... 1963. C*nts.

No but when you play with a lumbering lazy c*nt that has no movement, any fluidity in attacking breaks down. Its like playing with 10 men every match.

Should be subbed for Lallana with Ibe up top. Consign the f*cker to train with the U18s until he learns to put a shift in.

He can still be a bit clumsy but will get better.

Including you?

You must have an amazing eye for talent. There is a job waiting for you at LFC. Our problems are solved.