Papasmurf

Angelic nostalgia? Where did you see that? As for the vilification of the Kewell signing, do you not remember the words of Houllier himself when he said he'd be "the missing link between midfield and attack" ? My point was; it was naive to expect a single player to provide the support we'd been lacking, as oppose to a change in approach. If, at the time, you didn't have your doubts when you heard him say it, maybe you hoped Kewell would provide the impossible also.

Like the midget Keane? Or would you have him marking Vidic?

This is like saying: Having your testicles ripped off in a mechanical meat grinder is ten times better than having the rest of you dragged in behind them. Or being baldy.

Exactly. On a serious note, there is no way you can look back over the European championships and come to the conclusion that Spain played better/Looked more effective with Torres on his own than they did when Villa was playing. Unless you're Carrafan. By the way, Lucas had a stinker against Marseille too.

Yes, they struggled badly, scoring only more goals than any other team. Do you share brains with Liz Hurley?

One thing you couldn't fault diouf for was his ability to produce huge amounts of thick mucus from his respiratory passages and launch it at great speed towards Celtic fans.

Exactly. But if they were as bad as danny murphy, their baldness would have led to their exclusion from society, with their pictures being burned during dancing rituals whilst signed danny murphy shirts were held aloft burning in the midnight air... As would regularly happen outside Anfield.

This is like saying, having violent diarrhea is better than being slapped in the mouth with a moldy fish, scratched in the eyeball by a cat, or having a grenade explode on your calf.

You were bald though. It means a lot.

Ask Rex Makin

I did initially think so, until junior smurf popped out with an afro.

Don't think those players are in the same mould as each other to be honest. Unless the mould is a universal one size fits all one. In which case they'd be in it. Besides, didn't you say Leiva played a blinder against Marseille? Sort of have to take your words with a pinch of salt after that buddy.

It's hard not to disagree with none of that. I apologise.

Listen Mr "t1971" do you know who I am? I'm member number 9'138 ! You better show some f***ing respect boy!

Anyone who says it's wrong to doubt somebody who doesn't think Lucas won't be one of the world's best players in due time, is having a laugh. In my opinion.