Caramba

1. Keane 2. Carragher 3. Benayoun

I'd like to ask him who drinks the most in LFC, and who gets laid the most.

1. Torres 2. Gerrard 3. Riera

There's speculation in Danish media today that he will buy himself out of the contract for around 2.5 million in January.

Is it the same guy every time? I used fanzone commentators in the match at home against Blackburn at the end of last season, and the guy commentating then was really funny. The in-your-face-celebrations are pathetic tho, but I like the concept. I think it's because I'm an OOT.

It was just cramps, no?

1. Skrtel 2. Mascherano 3. Riera

1. Mascherano 2. Reina 3. Keane

Norwegian media are claiming that Liverpool had assigned their Scandinavia scout to watch Vegard Forren of Molde FK in todays game in the Norwegian Premier League between Molde and Bodø/Glimt. Forren is a 20 year old central defender. He said after the game that he's flattered by the interest from Liverpool, but his favourite team is Man Utd. And his agent said that Forren is definately staying in Molde until the season ends in November. I don't know how far the interest of Liverpool goes, but I'm guessing he'd be available for about £1.5-2 m.

Exactly. Like with us and Gerrard. And whenever he's feeling sad, he should call his bank and ask for his balance. That should do it.

But then again you have the odd Gerrard, Owen, Carragher, McManaman or Fowler coming through, making it all worthwhile, no?

Some of those teams are playing in the second qualifier round, and if they are knocked out, the team that knocks them out will take their place. But we can't draw any of the teams that are seeded in the 3rd qualifying round, like Rangers, Juventus etc.

Benitez seems to perfer not only leaders but intelligent players, which is key when adapting to all the different tactical structures he sets up for every game.

(1) Dates: 3rd Qualifying Round First leg: 12-13 August Second leg: 26-27 August (2) In the first leg we should at least play our strongest side, the potential opponents we can meet are not that bad, and the away game might be tricky. (3) Seeded teams coef. Unseeded teams coef. ------------------------ --- ------- ------------------------ --- ------- Atlético Madrid Esp 36.837 Sparta Praha ** Cze 36.496 Dinamo Kiev ** Ukr 34.932 Levski Sofia Bul 32.644 Slavia Praha Cze 31.496 Galatasaray Tur 30.469 Partizan Belgrade ** Srb 25.527 Vitória Guimarães Por 18.176 Dinamo Zagreb * Cro 17.836 Wisla Kraków ** Pol 15.973 Standard Liège Bel 14.810 FC Twente Enschede Ned 14.610 Petrzalka Bratislava * Svk 14.070 AaB Aalborg ** Den 12.748 SK Brann Bergen ** Nor 12.400 Rapid Wien ** Aut 10.840

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