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Which kind of shark? Was compiling a list of right footed centre midfielders born after 1994 whose club names doesn't include the letter 'r'.

Better get that sorted before dumping the missus then.

Mathieu Debuchy Procrastination is wonderful. The standings on 08.10.2012: 07. West Bromwich Albion 08. Arsenal 09. West Ham United 10. Fulham 11. Newcastle United 12. Swansea City West Brom's full backs Billy Jones - Aries Jonas Olsson - Aries Goran Popov - Libra Steven Reid - Aries Liam Ridgewell - Cancer Arsenal's full backs Bacary Sagna - Aquarius André Santos - Pisces Keiran Gibbs - Libra Carl Jenkinson - Aquarius Francis Coquelin - Taurus West Ham's full backs George McCartney - Taurus Joey O'Brien - Aquarius Emanuel Pogatetz - Capricorn Guy Demel - Gemini Jordan Spence - Taurus Danny Potts - Aries Fulham's full backs John Arne Riise - Libra Chris Baird - Pisces Matthew Briggs - Pisces Stanislav Manolev - Sagittarius Sascha Riether - Aries Newcastle's full backs Mathieu Debuchy - Leo Curtis Good - Aries Massadio Haïdara - Sagittarius Davide Santon - Capricorn Swansea's full backs Àngel Range - Scorpio Kyle Bartley - Taurus Ben Davies - Taurus Garry Monk - Pisces Curtis Obeng - Aquarius Alan Tate - Virgo Neil Taylor - Aquarius

This boils down to 'who is the next sturridge' i suppose. The only decent player who fits the bill that we need is kagawa, unless jovetic counts. Would be pleased with ivanovic too.

Does anyone know what his remit will be?

Naw, he's going to chelsea.

Suarez Sturridge Sakho A big 'most improved' sticker for hendo.

Sending this out to some executive search companies right now.

My hope is that Jordan seems to have more in his bag than fletcher ever did, hopefully by the time he's 28 he'll have more to his game that fletcher did/does at his peak.

It's called "madness". Anyway, these fusking s****. We better smash them.

It's true, but fletcher was very average for a long time.

Yeah he's great. Maybe he's happier here.

He was playing wing back today. I thought he did pretty well considering.

Sturridge Kolo Sakho

That's a great idea. Seriously. Call up brendan someone.

Press release written by pr idiot. Who probably did learn his stuff from wikipedia 20 minutes earlier.

It's tough to judge though as we weren't being pressed.

Dunno mate, but he barely got a look in on the weekend, despite scoring 3 goals in the u21s that week. Indeed. Perfect setup for joe allen to do what he's be brought in to do,

The problem is, we shouldn't set up to play with a number 10 when we don't have someone to play in that role. If coutinho is out, we need to play a different formation.

Can we recall suso?

Busquets is also a genius. Makes everything easier.

cocknose.

Allen is a good shout. One of our main problems is getting the ball up the field. which is supposed to be his strength.

Skrtel Mignolet Sturridge

Yeah was a weird one. Guess he thought he was more of a goal threat than sterling. Anyway we're still first.