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Surely there's a way for us to lure Guardiola, surely? Chelsea should just stick with Di Matteo and save Guardiola from them

Lolwtf? "You're mistaken, Brendon. We're actually really really interested in hiring you, so much so that we put you on this funky little list we made up

If Pepe wants to be seduced then John Henry must gather America's finest including his wife A handsome man deserves a bunch of handsome concubines and a handsome football club

If they wanna go somewhere nice and pleasant, then go to the strippers or cabaret or something. We were all nice and smiles in training under Kenny last season, they were even happy to play for one another and the manager. Then they get on the pitch and they were s***. Then they go back to smiles and giggles. It was irritating

Consensus decision making and shared responsibilities are all well and good, but it fails if the responsibilities are shared to people who are clearly incompetent or have s*** intentions. Rafa's grip throughout his managerial tenures have been that people around him were f***ing s*** at their jobs or are sneaky snakes, most of the time he was not wrong Rafa didn't want sole control, he just wanted success and he thought he couldn't achieve it with the s*** around him. If you give him competent football people working around him, I'm sure he'd be relatively content. Disagreements and conflicts in great football clubs happen all the time, I'd rather people who disagree all the time coz they wanna strive for success than a harmonious workplace that ain't going nowhere

It's probably Martinez now, and he'll get the fans' backing, at least in the start of the first game... who knows what people would think if we lose the first game 4-0, or even 8-0

2 days later: "We're proud to announce that Roberto Martinez is the new Liverpool manager"

It's all about top players, we need to sign top players, can we sign them? Who knows

Well to make this all about me, the signings I think would turn out brilliant for us generally do s***, and the signings we thought s*** would generally be brilliant So Martinez is gonna win the league

There is no way Martinez wouldn't accept the job, whether it's on his terms of FSG's terms. It's an opportunity he isn't gonna miss If an offer's been made that he's as good as being the new man

A Wigan Athletic manager who has achieved precious little at the top level, making demands for full control We are a laughing stock if we just bend over

Alright, time to raise the bar crazily, he better get us CL

It was always him. The owners were coming over coz they're announcing him This is gonna be great

We burn him off and hire someone whose record isn't fit to lick his boots. Wouldn't that be great

Maybe it doesn't but the league table over 38 games generally doesn't lie. Just like us last season, when people keep saying we've played great and don't deserve to be where we were, but we were poor at home and in front of goal, bad finishing is bad football, so our final position reflects that. Martinez's teams spend most the time in the 1st half of the season getting pantsed by all and sundries, then has a late rally in the last two-three months of the season to get enough points to stay up. The league table reflects that. Yes maybe he's had limited resources at Wigan and would do better given better players, but he shouldn't be trying that out at our club

Doesn't mean he isn't right, he's spot on

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I love you, you fat Spanish waiter Still f***ing furious at the c**** who support us who wants him to f*** off, there are some real irrational c**** in this world

AVB is a real c***, isn't he. Mourinho mk II except haven't achieved much at the big time yet

If I see Henry walking along the streets of Broadway with a pie in his hand while Guardiola walks with him sipping a coffee, I would take a photo, too, regardless of whether Whelan's whoring himself

So Martinez is basically the only one interviewed atm? Wow

We certainly have the players for a 3-4-3 Assuming Carroll's up top with Suarez and someone else either side of him, maybe Gerrard or a new signing But then we'd need to strengthen central mid massively, Lucas and a beast Johnson would like being the wingback, Enrique practically played his whole season as one

It's gonna be Martinez, which blows, but we should be doing everything to get Guardiola, we would be f***ing stupid not to

They're obviously off for the auction of CSI Miami, John Henry's perfect for it. They also probably don't realise that the show's been cancelled

Seems legit Well, reckon they're coming over to Liverpool to announce stuff