Cooldude
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Poor little girl wouldn't wanna see a photo of herself in that awful dress when she grows up
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Yep, and they have to take their knickers off so that they can autograph them on the buttocks... Three birds and two blokes in one room? There's gonna be a fight over the third bird
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Excellent set pieces? You mean slamming every freekick at the wall all the time and hoping that it'd rebound off a defender's ass into goal? His freekicks only consist of one move: A low hard long shot.
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If Xabi's sold, there will be a riot in the city
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Obviously you've never been in a Xabi thread, not that anyone wants to be in Xabi or anything...
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1 month under Rafa and even the laziest players in the world would be tracking back
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Yep, was on the footy show (Was on the NRL footy show last week, he is in high demand for the media here), last week he didn't cut it, now that dreaded floor mop's gone, short sides and backs and looking fantastic
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The Keegans and the Clemences would've been better examples of bargains back in the days
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Mate, Traore gets me on the edge of me seat, too, it's not necessarily a quality thing to have Serious note, seen Alves a dozen odd times, and think he's ace. Under Rafa, he should fit in here no worries, that's if he gets over here
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Mods can do as many Romarios as they like, they're mods If Barca then goes and sell Belletti to fit Alves in, then I'd be pissed, just get his ass over here already He'd only fit in the Barca team via right back, there are a couple ahead of him on the right over there, while over here there ain't no one
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One of the best versions I've heard is performed by none other than Elvis Presley himself
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Let's hope the contract we offer him would have a clause where he's forbidden to take penalties, even in training.
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I for one don't rate Dogpoo all that highly, yes, he's better than Crouchzinho, but not by much, and for the record, I'm very happy with Crouchzinho If Dogpoo's any good, Chelsea wouldn't be needing strikers. He's poo Mind you, same can be said about us, but we were looking for a top class striker last season anyway
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And don't forget the ability to slice a shot 5 yards out right in front for a throw in He's a more expensive version of Emile Heskey
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Give me a sportsman who doesn't cheat on his girlfriend/wife and I'll give you a dumb sportsman 99% of them do it Having said that, agree that he's a c*** and would fit in perfectly at Man Utd
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Why do I have this bad feeling that it's gonna end the way the Figo transfer ended?
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John Toshack and Kevin Keegan We just need to find a Keegan, or someone half as good
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Played a part in winning us the 5th, but apart from that he's nothing but a joke Good luck to him in the future though
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Was just kidding, FFS
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Have you ever heard of the word "possibiltiies", you know, like the word that Rafa keeps saying a trillion time? There are games where we need Stevie in the middle and there are games that Momo's good for the middle with Stevie out wide, or we can even rest Stevie.
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We don't, I repeat, we don't have an out and out right side mid Unless you wanna call Jan Kromkamp one, or Stevie G Alves is one You can't buy in someone as cover when there's nothing to be covered in the first place He would be first f***ing choice
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Brought in as cover my ass
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Plus Baldy and Bollacks will be at Chelsea for the payday, they don't have any massive motivations on being totally successful, apart from the fact that they're egomaniacs. They can easily destroy that unity and hunger that Mourinho's successful sides are so famous for
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Hope they get Baldy, Ballack and Baldy can ruin them
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Alves gives us a lot more options and variety than say a SWP or Pennant would, even though I'm happy with either Alves or SWP, not happy with Pennant coz he's a s****faced pissed up c***