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And all for a year's worth of debt repayments.

First I saw this: Then I saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25gK50hIOFc f*** me.......

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f*** me.

Why do Everton come onto the field to the theme of the Z-Cars. A quick search reveals that one of the cast was an Everton fan. but surely that can't be it. Can it?

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Ballack went to Chelse on a Bosman. Oh. A success. Sorry. As you were.

Fernando did the voiceover for the "Jimmy Jangle" on YouTube.

Fernando Torres! The most effectual Fernando Torres! Who's intellectual close friends get to call him Senor Torres. Providing it's with dignity. Fernando Torres! The indisputable leader of the gang. He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's the Premiership. He's the most tip top, Fernando Torres! Yes he's a chief, he's a king, But above everything, He's the most tip top, Fernando Torres! Fernando Torres!

When Roald Amundsen reached the South Pole on December 14 1911, he found Fernando Torres there doing keepy-uppies with a football-sized block of ice wearing just a Liverpool kit. Torres proclaimed that this post would be made in honour of the occasion 96 years later.

As, it seems, was Xabi Alonso.

Fernando Torres shot JR. Fernando Torres could lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Fernando Torres could engage in "petting" and "bombing" at the local baths, and the lifeguards wouldn't mind.