Billy Talbot

Liverbird is well chronicled. Cormorant vs a selection of birds, some of which are eagle. I prefer pheonix myself. But then I'm an old romantic.

Everton are Magic, Liverpool are Tragic, the wrong way 'round. Liverpool are sound.

We'd feta bloody win. Fowler hat-trick, one with his left feta, one with his right feta, and one with his edam. P.S. Does anyone know any more about the Jarlsberg deal?

Do you undertand the current offside rule?

Grompkamp is ace. I love his face. If he'd of scored. We'd have roared.

ERm. Have watched it a few times, and seen the stil when the ball was played. Fowler was onside. Full stop. at least a yard. Cisse was inline. And did not "interfere" wtih play. The ball was not played towards him, touched by him, farted at by him, nor did he drag a marker towards him. And he was ONSIDE. Major linesman f***up. However. at first glance. it looked offside. But I was 5 pints in and watching aTV screen, not being paid to f***ing look.

Robinson, James, Green G Neville, Young, Ferdinand, Terry, Carra, King, A Cole, Bridge (or P Neville) Gerrard, Lampard, Carrick, Jenas, Beckham, Wright-Phillips, J Cole, Richardson Owen, Rooney, Crouch, Defoe I think is spot on. If it were me I'd be looking to loose Richardson and add another forward. I don't think 4 is enough. If one gets injured early on, 3 forwards ain't enough.

Even deaf mancs are t***s

Yup. We're all good in the air. Even Lil' Luis. Dunno why someone / more than onem hasn't been told / made it his / their job to attack the near post. Esp as nearly all our set pieces (unless some kind of training pitch abortion) end up headed way by defenders there. Very odd. Goes someway to explain why "We never score from corners".

Nolan - apparently he's a foward now according to Peacock on MOTD2. But I reckon he'd be a great addition to the squad. Oh yeah, and a real forward. Frank Ribery. Determined. Powerul. Goals on the mind.

I think we broke our European "minutes not conceeded" record. Which Benfica stopped last time. s*** goal though. We'll batter them at Anfield.

Yeah, the walkabout usually does the Liverpool game on the big screen. And cheap guinness.

I've a Hammer mate who goes on about this. He also says they had james, and Di Canio wasn't a bad player. Facts are though, they aren't big enough anymore to keep these good players. And in fact 'Arry Redknapp loved selling them. He only got pissed off about them to raise the price of the next one leaving. He only got really pissed off with the board for selling at what he thought was too cheap a price, and then not letting him have more money to go out to but replacements. Blame their board, blame Harry 'Car Dealer' Redknapp, blame the players that left. They knicked Defoe from Charlton anyway. Was enormous fuss about it. Tribual gave Charlton some s***ty fee.

Am I right in thinking that you suggest his height has no bearing on his ability to play football? We play a lot of football in the air. And so we should with our squad. SWP is too small. End of. I'd love it if we had a team of massive monsters who could play football. Midgets need not apply. As for the goal shy runt that is Michael Owen. He is a Monster. And I do affectionatley miss shouting "You Goal Shy little runt" when he missed penalties. I also miss saying on asked "who scored?"... "the goal shy runt.". I also miss "get in there you goal shy runt". But is that a reason I'd like us to sign him. Probably not. The runt.

I'm not heightist, but surely 3 inches is enough to make all the difference height wise?

If you count thinking SWP is too small then yes. I reckon we should look at Pennant. We'd pay a small fortune for SWP then lose him down the grid.

Shankly - "Look at my Colossus.". Rafa - "Look at my Midgets.". Does it fit?

Maradona is too fat.

SWP is too small. End of. No more discussion please.

Defoe s*** and small SWP far too small Victor - couldn't even drop his "oh they owe me" to come and play for Liverpool. Forget it.

I don't want Defoe. He scored the same goal he scores 60% of the time the other day. Feigns to go right, cuts in left and blasts the ball at the near post. He's been doing it his whole career. He does this so often that good managers and defenders have sussed him. When he feigns, send him inside, and stand him up. Jol has realised this and dropped him. He'd absolutely love £12m for him. Until he learns that doing the same thing won't do over and over again, and that good strikers are good because they're unpredictable, he'll be s****.

I whole heartedly agree. What's to lose? A few bookings? Give them a right royal t***ting. Then when they roll about on the floor, we can laugh.

Considering they spent most of the match with 10 men. I thought we were unlucky not to win the game, given chances missed and the stonewall penalty not given (linesman???). But they stuck at it. And got a fortuitous equaliser for their trouble. They defended well, as 10 men often do, but it wasn't do or die stuff. The step up to make Fowler offside for his last gasp winner was good given the circumstances. I thought we gave Pennant a little too much respect. And he punished us for it with his crossing which made our night a lot more uncomfortable than it should have been. Anyway. Shame. Rafa still yet to show the t*** how to play real football Well Done Brum.