LFCNeil90

Why did Doucoure even do that at the end? Made a bee line past his teammates to the fans rather than he happened to be stood there. V odd in the circumstances. Almost quite funny how s*** they are that there's a pitch invasion and wild celebrations for a draw against us. Watch that without the score and you'd presume it was the winner. They'll hark back in years to come - 'mind that time we drew at home and waved the corner flag about?' f*** off

Right at the start we could have had a couple of free kicks but it felt like he was letting things go in the 'spirit of the derby'. Then we would do the exact same/less and it's blown for a foul on the cusp of a booking. w***

What a c***

'David and Goliath' FA cup minnows vibes today, he's an absolutely useless d****ead

f*** it - 7 points clear with 14 to go. What did Jones/Slot do? Turned TNT stream off the moment that jug-eared c*** blew up

Front three were all terrible. Didn't realise Jota was still on till he had that volley. Him and Diaz did absolutely nothing, piss poor. Always had high hopes for Elliot but these are the sort of games he should be dominating

Aguero. Nailed on as he played as in Pro Evolution

Nani was on PEDs and was going to get tested with the Portugal squad at the World Cup. Jorge Mendes got told in advance and told Quieroz and Ferguson. Nani suddenly pulled out of the squad with an injury and didn't get tested. Mendes signs Bebe up, even though he's a nobody and 2/3 days later he's bought by United for £8.8m. They'd never scouted him and supposedly Ferguson would never sign a player he'd not seen live before. Mendes got a huge cut as thanks for saving Nani.

The difference in him standing off Semenyo (who looks good) and Bradley getting at him was quite damning. If it wasn't for the fact he's potentially leaving for nothing, part of me thinks if we were getting a load of money for him he'd be going with our blessing to 'try a new challenge' and it be the best for all parties. Definitely not in these circumstances though.

Two of that four play each other and the winner plays us/Barca The other two play to face the other of us/Barca I think

Streams have been shocking tonight. The only one that has been semi-decent has f***ing McManaman guffawing away. He's infuriating to listen to, considering packing it in for the 2nd half

Not watching it but an XG of 0.24 each (0.00 Vs 0.06 in the 2nd half) and 0 corners in the game suggests I'm not missing much!

There's a 27 year age gap between these two men...

It'd be great if he just started malfunctioning and all his parts blew up.

Probably going to gift it to Arne on the 31st, the b*****d.