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You may have to rescue me From decades of obscurity, Those flowing moves that brought you fame You’ll never see their like again, Say Goodbye to aspiration Let’s flirt with relegation Now I’ve signed, it’s time I opined About the way it’s going to be That’s the Hodgson way That’s the Hodgson way That’s the Hodgson way That’s the Hodgson way That’s the Hodgson way That’s the Hodgson way Oh, now I’m on this gravy train I’ll not take my fair share of blame And what I call pleasure, you may call pain, I’m talking Everton away Prepare to lose your dignity As I laud a famous victory Bringing home the spoils of war Against the mighty Trabzonspor A rigid 442 will be deployed Positive intent must be destroyed….. Pundits, experts, hack reporters Sky yes, f*** supporters Dominating possession against Blackpool at home? I simply won’t be there Behave, this squad was excrement, But I can make it excellent Given time and money and maybe some more enlightened fans Though I’m better than that Spanish clown Can’t swear we’ll beat Northampton Town You’ll point at the t*** at left back and ask “What the f*** did he do there?” That’s Konchesky’s way That’s Konchesky’s way That’s Konchesky’s way That’s Konchesky’s way That’s Konchesky’s way That’s Konchesky’s way And I've been saving these Things just for you