stressederic

Simao and Berbatov

Our two clubs are polar opposites from each other. They are the 'Anti-Liverpool', our dark doppleganger. The differences between us run right to the very core.

Oh dear.

A computer won't keep the jester hats out.

For me thats the key issue. There isn't a player in the world who doesn't have some limitations or weaknesses (excluding Ronaldinho and myself obviously), but there just aren't any plausible signings we could make who would replace Riise at left back.

f***ing Chelsea. Is there anyway he'll be able to escape from that black hole before his career drains away?

Some tough games in there. Realistically, we won't win the league this season (though the Magic 8 Ball disagreed back in August), but if we are to haul back Chelsea that game at Stamford Bridge in particular is massive. At the moment, there is no real title race, if we beat Chelsea however that could well change. It's a shame we've still got these games in hand to play really, as at the moment we're only speculating about how far behind Chelsea we'll be. I'd much rather have played the games and have the points. Ok, one of those games in question is against Charlton and I fancy our chances, but the other is still Arsenal at Anfield. I know they have a black hole in the center of their midfield at the moment, but they still dicked Boro 7-0 yesterday. I don't care how awful Boro were, 7-0 against a Premiership side is a hell of a result, and Arsenal will be a tough test for us.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

It was a ludicrous decision by the Ref. By that logic, Stevie should have gone against Olympiakos last season, Henry would get booked in most games as well. Plus god knows how many other players.

That was disgusting from Eto'o. Earlier in the game though Ronaldinho pulled off a flick that was just stunning.

He was always a flat track bully.

It's also worth noting that yes teams may well see the left side of the pitch as a weaker area for us, but bear in mind thats in comparison with a right side that at the moment contains Steven Gerrard and Steve Finnan. If I had a choice I'd pick the side with Kewell and Riise on it, that doesn't mean they're both rubbish, it's just in relation to the two Stevie's they're not quite as good. I'd be very interested in hearing who people think we should replace Riise with.

Riise did play against Fulham but was at left wing. Traore was left back. We haven't conceeded a goal in the league this season with Risse at left back. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Risse is the forgotten man in our back four, and doesn't get the respect or credit he deserves.

Not the first time Arsenal have destroyed Boro either in recent years. Don't they normally put 4 past them at the Riverside as well?

Spot on.

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The Others. Beware the black smoke.

He came off injured against West Brom a few days beforehand.

I love Liverpool more then I hate Everton. Don't get me wrong, I've had a good old chuckle watching them get dicked recently. I hate our games against them, because I'm always waiting for something horrible to happen and we'll end up getting beat. And yes I'm an OOTer

SiGn MorE SoUrCeS!

Her reputation suggests there'll be no shortage of insiders

Hate to say it, but he's probably got a point. Why should he care or have an opinion on Liverpool players getting honours during a press conference to unveil a new signing?

Ah, a fool and his money...

Money in the bank.