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Johnson Wisdom Jones Sterling misses top three due to a truly gruesome modern mohawk s**** hair cut. Even worse than non-black boots

We will win 7-0, or lose 0-1. My eightball don't give me the right clues about the goalscorers though. All I get is Suarez!

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Sterling Johnson Suarez

Second half not bad Sterling is going to be stellar! And a City-player within a couple of seasons

I'm scared I don't get this. usually I'm quite clever

John Carew....isn't he available?

This is so true, I am actually considering those points you make as facts. But the Panic button is big, red and shiny.....

25 000 entries in this summers transfer thread by the time I finish writing......that's amazing! Mostly drivel, wildly baffling, but with some real gems......if someone only could find them back!

But Itjande was abysmal, was it Wayne who spotted this very early

I had high hopes after the Gomel match at home. A game against an inferior team, but the moves, the signs, were there for all to see. This was just back to square one. We desperately needed a top quality signing, this summer, as a show of intent, for boosting morale in a shaky squad. Allen isn't rated top quality, cazorla would've been. Sahin. Hazard. van persie. I know the money isn't there, but it should have been.

May he be our Ronaldo, attitude, skills and hair to match I've NEVER heard of him, unlike Swipe! Is it a fantastic buy or what?

Is it ok to be excited just yet?

Because, maybe, you're not a good player?

The essence of it.

The perfect transfer/ transfer rumour: Step 1: A few decent itk's posts about our interest in a superb player Step 2: We get to discuss the player; assumed interactions with the rest of the team, spreadsheets, formations and bickery about how suitable he is or not, statistics and so on. Remember; this is a top player . Then we dwell and repeat and quarrel amongst ourselves for 3, at most 4, days Step 3: Holding the scarf together with BR at Anfield , only a week after the first rumours appeared. Allen's been discussed for about two months now, I don't even bother to find out his statistics, or even his squad-number. We're all bored to death even before the player joined the Olympics. Oh Well....

"In danger of doing a Bailo here, but isn't....."

Ahh, yes...; The collective noun for a group of baboons. I feel educated....

flange:a projecting rim, collar, or ring on a shaft, pipe, machine housing, etc., cast or formed to give additional strength, stiffness, or supporting area, or to provide a .. ????

Martin Fkrtel. Do keep up

There's quite a distance between the "edge of the seat" - rumours this summer. When the question is if we're going for Allen or Dempsey....may sound like a spoilt brat, but I truly miss some players from South -America or Spain in the mix. Buying mid-table players will probably earn us a mid-table season. I'm also worried about the established stars, what they will think when they assess our newcomers.....do the owners/ Rodgers show enough ambition? It's crucial we win our first matches, or the same rot will establish as last year

Suso, Sterling , Shelvey shines joe Cole not so much. he makes Voronin look ace

Sterling/ Morgan!

WTF??!!??! 1-0 toronto Pedestrian in defence there

Jones, Wisdom, Pacheco ok Not much happening