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Personally, I think Pamela's was better. But Paris and her three-legged darling did 'it'. Imagine the surprise both of these ladies felt when the videos became public

Fish Puns and now catchphrases...... Damn, the Transfer thread just keeps on giving! Veni, vidi, victim (catchphrase)

My life has been awesome the last nine years. It is no coincidence. My mood's lifted, I'm positive. I smile to people I don't know. All thanks to Jürgen. Will Arne continue my escalation into being a well adjusted citizen ? I guess time will tell... I effin love Jürgen

I think Nutscaping is a nice way of showing engagement for certain causes. Testicles tend to say a lot about your view on issues. So nutscape outside Smadtkes house, post it on here. Many more will follow! One year I did this, outside the appartments of many players in the local womens soccer league. They did seem to play better afterwards.

Used weeks to try to come up with some fish puns, and now it's trees. *Face palm*

Shame that Firminos game didn't reflect the filth he did to Longstaff(?), classic Firmino stuff6

Our heavy metal football has become (un)easy listening...

350' a week. Salah needs benching, to get his hunger and anger back. Play Darwin & Cody up front in a 3-5-2

His name is a fish pun also!

Finally some fresh blood The tension in the treatment room has entered new heights, as Matip, Keita and Ox are bored beyond belief of each other. Matip wants to engage the others with the "I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with a..." "Shut up!!! Shut the f*** UP!!!, you f*cking t***!" The others find nothing but rolls of bandage to fling at him They've done it to death, and theres only so many vocabulary variations of treatment room equipment entities. Matip looks forward to get some new blood and a fresh approach for their 5-a-side Balloon tennis team

Norway: 1/3 of the population are Liverpool-fans 1/3 of the papulation are United-fans. The last third covers all the other clubs in the world and also includes all the whoppers that do not fancy football. Imagine the outcry/ revolt/ mayhem if Norway used their oilmoney to buy the reds. It would go down easier if we bought Aeroflot and Mikojan-Gurevitsj

Van Dijk's unbeaten PL run at home ends

The other half are mancs , unfortunately

All three kits are awesome. For once.

So... 4 goals in 45 minutes... Him and Carvalho really adds to the team.

I am a Heavy Metal fan, and owner of several fish tanks. Just think of all the puns I could've made or ruined with obscure metal bands and latin fish names. I once thought of a killer fish pun with the Herotilapia Multispinosa... I laughed, just by thinking of it.

I'm Sad. And drunk. We owned the game, as usual. Well, next final

Arowana be a part of this Fish pun hell anymore.

I'll never quit smoking.... Good to see Gargamel, crazily celebrating Manes miss, take his Evil band of f***ers nowhere.

I never watch the build-up to these matches. It's torture. The pundits can pundit as much as they can. Turn the match on two - three minutes before the kick-off. Then I inhale one cigarette, the glow two inches long... It's so much better to watch matches we'd likely win big.

Couthino MkII. It'd be brilliant to have that kinda player back in our team

With the transfer tread as slow as it is these days... Well, at least I get some wark done

Judas Priest, stop with these metal puns!

Will it ever stop with these buns?

Be glad to learn the trout about Abdul