Logic

Well it was fun while it lasted...

This brings a tear to my eye guys. Best bring forth the offering to the gods now!

pfff. Long throws have been used by Icelanders since the viking-era. First it was spears and axes, then it was the nordic idols, then it was skyr and then it was handball. Now it's football (Aron Einar actually played handball first and could have been a professional handball player - like his brother). Just because some silly training kit wearing baseball capped Englishman realised what a potent weapon the long throw is doesn't make it his method. (I'm not at all offended at the insinuation that Iceland is just a sh*t Stoke. Even if it might be true).

What do you mean? It's 14°C outside. Lovely warm... oh... I see... F*ck off!

If I make it through the first 5 minutes of the game then I'm happy. I'm already panicking a little bit.

F*ck off with that. *breathes* We actually play a lot better football usually than we've been able to show so far in the tournament. We play very direct but it's not the Tony Pulis style. Far from it. Hopefully we'll be able to show that today.

Wonder how our goalie will do today. Will he live up to his nickname? Meet Hannes "IceSave" Halldórsson:

800 - stole your women 1970 - stole your fish 2008 - stole your money You think we're not going to steal this as well? (I'm so f*cking excited and I know this will all come crashing down tonight so I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts)

Good. Offerings for the gods are required today. My choice of offerings is a mixture of these.

So obviously everyone will be cheering for Iceland, yes?

So - this whole work thing. Do companies really think that people can concentrate on a game like this? Also - why isn't there beer on tap in the canteen at work? #Brexit2 ps Karma is going to be a bitch.

Our right back is the 4th fastest player in the euros so far (last I checked) so Sterling shouldn't be able to use his pace for any real advantage. (Hopefully)

Ready for Brexit - part 2 - tomorrow? #OverlyOptimisticViking

You won't have to worry about that as it won't be England that they meet. *runs of and does the Viking cheer/clap thing*

No question. Completely humiliated by Iceland is always the answer. And Iceland to go on and maintain the 12 year rule (well - it has happened twice before) of a smaller nation winning the Euros. Or am I asking for too much?

Hodgson was in Paris today. But just sightseeing and didn't watch the game with his potential opponents in the next round. I approve of this.

The Icelandic commentary when the winning goal went in.

Last I checked Icelanders had three of the ten fastest player in the tournament. Buy All the Icelanders!

About 50% of the staff where I work are English (contractors and employees) - of which many are scousers. This will be absolutely amazing because from now on anything is possible and we have nothing to lose!

Tack så mycket!!! This is just amazing!

f*** you Austria!!!!!! f*** yeah!!!! England you're next!!!

This referee... No chance of staying above Portugal on fair play rules... If we survive this game that is

This is going to end badly.

Damnit

At least 45 min left. So no jinxin'!