RBM

That’s 2 puffer fish which are are equal to five Actually add a few more

All really slow and obvious

Shambles of a performance. Look to be running out of steam again, hopefully doesn’t completely derail us

f*** off Everton

Turds of the Universe!! The greatest flounce of all time, all over the size and greyness of Roy Hodgson’s flaccid sea cucumber. Marvellous stuff New York Red, in the agricultural store, with the Malaysian curry?

I can’t work out what’s going on now, Trent has asked Google AI to turn him into Beckham, but the battery was dead and instead Andy Cole got bitten by Suarez or some such? Lucky it wasn’t Ashley Cole with mobile phones involved really.

I bet it’s Gethin the massive t**. Pretending to be American instead of English

I’ve got a tank full of sea urchins I’m keeping to one side for such a special occasion as this.

Quaver lip was devastated wasn’t he? Made it even more enjoyable. He’s worse than genital warts in your a***.

That was good.

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Doing a Romario should probably really be doing a Liverpool these days. Enjoy your retirement old man.

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Danns is carrying a lot expectation for someone who has played so little, and against much weaker opposition. He needs to be given time to develop, to see how good he might be. What we need and have done for a long time is proper and consistent investment in recruitment, and maintenance of contracts of those already at the club. Richard Hughes is catching the flack on the whole, but he’s a symptom of the absence and vacation of a functioning system over a long period of time. He might be doing a terrible job ( it appears he is), or he could be doing well with the limited control and resource he has at his disposal after years of anything effective being in place structurally or in terms of recruitment. Effectively it all falls on the mismanagement of “the asset” by FSG

Load of s***e. We’re always crap in January, need to pull ourselves together before it’s too late.

He and Bellingham have signed a sponsorship deal with Häagen-Dazs?

My 10 year old son asked why he was doing the Bellingham celebration. I don’t know what the Bellingham celebration is, and my son is also an idiot so basically this adds nothing of any value. Sorry for wasting everyone’s time, including my own.

He’s better than he’s given credit for by some and not as good as others claim he is. He’s a good squad player, maybe not as good as others we have but he probably starts for 75% of the teams in the league every week.

One of Liverpool’s greats isn’t he? Straight into every best ever 11

Don’t like the look of that konate injury

Sammy Lee, Stephan Henchoz, Alexis Mac Allister. Passing the slapped cheeked baton down the generations.

The not getting stabbed in the a***? Although that might change now that Chiesa is back with his massive Salsiccia getting rammed up everyone’s backside.

f*** him. He did it to himself, he did, him and no one else.