RBM

One of Liverpool’s greats isn’t he? Straight into every best ever 11

Don’t like the look of that konate injury

Sammy Lee, Stephan Henchoz, Alexis Mac Allister. Passing the slapped cheeked baton down the generations.

The not getting stabbed in the a***? Although that might change now that Chiesa is back with his massive Salsiccia getting rammed up everyone’s backside.

f*** him. He did it to himself, he did, him and no one else.

Was looking for the giant bell end emoji but can’t seem to find it anywhere.

Got West Ham

He’s not been playing well for a long time. He looked great at the start of last season, in part because he was mobile and ran a lot, which we had barely see in midfield in the previous season

Should be playing ahead of Szoboszlai on the current form of both of them

Szoboszlai was poor again

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Team so good there was nobody available to improve it this summer

He was great when he moved central after Diaz came in, prior to that for first half of that season and the one previous to it, his form had dropped right off, which was still better than most forwards in the league