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Like a middle-aged Pierce Brosnan, but the one who wasted Halle Berry and Madonna in that really s*** movie... did the car go invisible or something?

Reminds me of the posh idiot in slow horses so I have a perfectly rational hatred of him Also, just discovers he's a Fox so probably a hateful little prick in real life as well (Fox not Bergval. although no doubt Bergvall is tool)

Perfect game for the a*** - set piece specialist vs team that can't defend set pieces (or anything else)

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He was dog s*** yesterday, forgot to play the conditions and his passing went to s***, crowd got on his back and then the whole thing turned to crud. Should have been pulled earlier. But the Newcastle s*** is absolutely ridiculous. Any manager there doesn't want him chasing Schaar back they want him ready to go and fill the gap Schaar left for when the keeper catches it and rolls it out to him. Fkin nonsense.

Used to love his Radio City commentary (not of his sex life) as a kid but you need more description on the radio

It was Szobo and an earlier pass might have been able to find him but mainly it wasn't the sort of run you make to get the ball - more to drag the defender out of the way, something that we haven't been doing enough of lately. Basically we've just been charging forward in straight lines and making things easier for the defenders

This reminds me of that time when Richarlsion had more yellow cards for scoring goals than he did for actual goals scored even though its basically nothing like it at all

I'm pretty sure that between the handball, high boot, shoving Trent into a post and then prolonged whinging Havertz should have been sent off at least twice for the "goal" that they're all banging on about.

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I didn't realise that Simons plays for them - his whiny cry face is right up there with Manc Fernandes - lets smash them and see it in all its glory

Am I right in thinking the clubs most (detrimentally) affected by this fair value owner loans business will be Everton & Chelsea.... or 2 thirds of their cheerleading crew?

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I never even really watched the Utd Pogba but round about the time they couldn't get a tune out of him I saw a couple of France games and he hit some genuinely jaw-dropping passes, long and short. I think hitting the manc s***-show pretty much derailed his career and wrecked his reputation in this country.