Try and just think about it. He is captain and just lifted European Cup, impatient to get contract signed....The only person who will sort it speaks to 3 or 4 other players first (Biscan etc) then goes on his jollies on a goalkeeping course for 5 days leaving Gerrard sat at home fuming. Then he comes back, is back 3 or 4 days before he switches his phone on, by this point player and agent are desperate for the club to at least show some willing. Get into a meeting and the clown has nothing to offer. The agent writes down what the player would like, gives it to the clown. 2 days later the agent phones to see whats happening and he is still thinking about it. Can you sense the frustration yet!!??