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Looks like Zaki's getting a smack in the Cheops when he returns...

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Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing on Sky Sports next season if we played Barry at LB, and Gerrard on the right? It'd be worth playing him there just to see them go...

WTF?! Has he been at the Christmas sherry early doors?

Just tried it, straight to voicemail. Apparently he's on a goalkeeping course somewhere warm.

Is it just me that's not too impressed with the new Colts stadium? For some reason it reminds me of a big factory.

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my one wood? While my left back gently weeps?

Strike a light - I'd forgotten the twins from Tintin were on the Alaves bench...

Always been one of his problems.

I think the club should look at having a lab at Melwood where they can grow new bits of the human body on rats and sheep. As soon as a player picks up an injury they can whip the offending bit out and replace it with the newly grown body part. In the long run it cuts down on costs - we only need a small squad as there are no long term injuries.

If we've got enough left in the kitty we should thing about a cheeky one for Young as well.

Or the Allianz Arena...

The same Michael Carrick who was being described as "quietly effective" - that's a misnomer if ever I heard one. He's sh*t, but no one wants to admit it as Gin Soak paid £18m or whatever for him....

Can anyone come up with something that mentions the fact that their ugly ginger gnome of an owner caused their club to take on huge sums of debt in order to buy them whereas ours bought us using their own cash in a catchy tune?