PhilM

Although Newcastle haven't got the ideal ownership group for people to be sympathetic to them.

“And Ombusdam wept, for there were no more Mancsterbations to conquer”

I wouldn't if I was you. If we learnt one thing from Ghostbusters, it's never cross the streams.

Thinking about it, I did it based on our game ten being played at the same time as their game 10, which is not really fair because one or other of the two teams had a game in hand. This is the points gap on every day that either Arsenal or us played. The number in brackets is how many games more than Arsenal we'd played at the time, so the last time that they were within 3 points of us was 21st December, when we had two games in hand. In any case, not a title race since November, just a nice gentle stroll while some Lego haired Pep rip off watched us from the bushes. Date Gap 17 Aug (+0) 0 24 Aug (-1) -3 25 Aug (+0) 0 31 Aug (-1) -1 01 Sep (+0) 2 14 Sep (+1) 2 15 Sep (+0) -1 21 Sep (+1) 2 22 Sep (+0) 1 28 Sep (+0) 1 05 Oct (+0) 1 19 Oct (-1) 1 20 Oct (+0) 4 27 Oct (+0) 4 02 Nov (+0) 7 09 Nov (+1) 10 10 Nov (+0) 9 23 Nov (-1) 6 24 Nov (+0) 9 30 Nov (-1) 6 01 Dec (+0) 9 04 Dec (+0) 7 08 Dec (-1) 6 14 Dec (-1) 6 21 Dec (-2) 3 22 Dec (-1) 6 26 Dec (+0) 9 27 Dec (-1) 6 29 Dec (+0) 9 01 Jan (-1) 6 04 Jan (-2) 5 05 Jan (-1) 6 14 Jan (+0) 7 15 Jan (-1) 4 18 Jan (-1) 6 25 Jan (-1) 6 01 Feb (+0) 9 02 Feb (-1) 6 12 Feb (+0) 7 15 Feb (-1) 4 16 Feb (+0) 7 19 Feb (+1) 8 22 Feb (+0) 8 23 Feb (+1) 11 26 Feb (+1) 13

Actually, soz abar me, I've just checked my maths above and I was comparing it game for game. They were actually 3 points behind us on 21st December, but we had two games in hand at that point and won the next day.

They were ahead of us for 6 days after we lost to Forest and they beat Spurs in September last year, which was Game 4. Since November, the nearest they've been to us is 7 points and that was because we had a game in hand. They've not been one match week's results worth of close to us since they drew with us at the end of October. It hasn't been a title race, they've just been the best of the rest.

They only sign players if FSG send them a letter from America. She knows what's required to please a big bald Slot.

13 points clear, it's special sock time!

Ah yes, there it is. Nice one!

Imagine going into tomorrow 14 points clear. Imagine it. Now where did I put my special sock?

In fact, I've heard people at the ground referring to him as one of our all time s***-test strikers.

The fella from Arsenal?

This is our second hardest game left in the league, so I'd take a draw. If I was a massive s***house. Which I'm not.

Is it Brendan Rogers?

It's why all the boys think he's a spy.

Not bad for a Manc, I suppose.

Sane was MILES better than Doku

Like a scrawnier and less lubed up Adama Traore.

He's alright yano

Patched up with £150m of new shinies from the January Window, they mean. Mo has 16 assists in the Premier League this season. That's 6 more than Saka in second!

Feels b******s. If we beat PSG, we could have Villa, then Arsenal. BORING! Not scared of them, just isn't that exciting playing English teams.

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I don't know whether that's true. They both had serious limitations. Its like deciding which b****** hurts the most to be kicked in.