PhilM

Are people who stick forks in their bum pubes gay? What did the actual picture have in it just out of erm.....lets say curiosity.

His girlfriend is stunning though.

Luca Toni

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The mancs should just say "You can have him for £10m"

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Like us.

Especially since we made a fairly hefty profit on him.

It says in that report that he has 71 goals in 84 international performances!

Rooney has been better for England than Lampard has.

There is a team line up from a recent match on this board. http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=156918

Or maybe he's the new Ritchie Partridge.

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According to Sky, he's gone to Almeria on loan for the rest of the season.

No, they are showing Blackburn v Bolton

He's not well informed, he puts stuff that he's read off other sites and says that "his source" told him.

....must....not.....make......fat......joke...... He doesn't really take up "great positions" does he. He waits until the defence sits back and larumphs it from just outside the D and in off someone's a***. He also skies a lot over the bar. In a rubbish team, he'd only be getting talked up because he's English. He's not crap, but he's not that good.

Some bad injuries would be likely. Imagine sliding in on that pitch, it's more like a beach than a pitch.

How come he can get on of those CL shirts Bloody favouritism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_Martin Alvin Martin is one of West Ham United's all-time greats, a true pro respected by fans and players alike. Alvin, born in Liverpool on July 29, 1958, was rejected by his local club Everton before joining West Ham United straight from school. He went on to amass 586 first team appearances for the Hammers in a successful 19-year career at Upton Park, in which he became one of only two players (Billy Bonds is the other) to be awarded two testimonials. It was alongside Bonzo in the centre of defence that Alvin - nicknamed ?Stretch? - enjoyed his most rewarding years, winning the FA Cup and Second Division winners medals in successive seasons at the start of the 80s. As a player Alvin was very comfortable in possession of the ball and deserved to win more than 17 England caps as one of the most accomplished defenders in the British game. Alvin was given his first England cap by Ron Greenwood, who brought him to West Ham as a 14-year-old, against Brazil at Wembley in May 1981. Injury ruled him out of the World Cup finals in Spain in 1982, but he was playing some of the finest football of his career when the next England manager, Bobby Robson, included Alvin in his 1986 squad for the finals in Mexico. He played admirably in the victory over Paraguay but was surprisingly dropped for the next game, the quarter-final defeat by Argentina?s infamous ?Hand of God?. After leaving the Hammers, Alvin had a brief spell with East London neighbours Leyton Orient, before managing Southend United for two years. After retiring from football management Alvin joined London based radio station talkSPORT and is also a regular pundit on Sky Sports TV football talk shows.

What is the problem with Green having an opinion? What he has to do is to describe what is happening in the match over the radio so that we can imagine it as best we can. In this case, Bolton were playing ugly football anyway, so Fat Sam can't really complain

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I can't get the hang of this new fangled system. How many Drogbas in a Mourinho? One David in an Elton?

He's a dreadful whiny diving dirty little schithouse too. Nothing to do with Maureen coaching him, honest...

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